so i was eating the other day

[AmazinglyASDF]

and i looked up and realized 'whoa look at the sky its so blue' so i spent a few days researching why it was red and it took all my energy now im tired. but then after finding out that it is because of a coke bottle that was once asploded in cyans microwave i was like whoa shes a scientist unless its a he then its a scitness then i went ot her house and stole her microwave and cooked a coke in it and it exploded and the sky turned blue and thats how the world began

[atomtengeralattjaro]

i lost you at "began"

[DownSpaghetti]

I inserted punctuation marks to make it more readable:

and i looked up and realized. 'whoa look at the sky its so blue'! so i spent a few days, researching why it. was red and it, took, all my energy now. im tired. but, then after finding, out that it is because of a coke; bottle that was once asploded in cyans. microwave i was! like whoa shes, a scientist unless its a? he then its a scitness then, i went, ot her house and stole: her microwave! and cooked a coke in, it and it. exploded and the sky turned, blue and thats, how the. world began?

[Anonymously Famous]

DS, my wife has a "friend" (of the social networking variety) who actually types like that, with odd punctuation and all! It's very confusing.

[DownSpaghetti]

DS, my wife has a "friend" (of the social networking variety) who actually types like that, with odd punctuation and all! It's very confusing.

My friend never uses capital letters when talking (face to face). It really irks me!

[Anonymously Famous]

I use sound waves.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I bet some of those sound waves are capital, and some of them are even italic or bold.

[Anonymously Famous]

Some of them might be described like that, I suppose.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

But only if someone describes them like that, I suppose.

[Anonymously Famous]

I suppose.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Quite enough supposing has been done on this page, I assume.

[DownSpaghetti]

Quite enough supposing has been done on this page, I assume.

I suppose you assume I'm supposing, I presume?

[cyan]

cyans microwave i was like whoa shes a scientist unless its a he then its a scitness then i went ot her house and stole her microwave and cooked a coke in it and it exploded and the sky turned blue and thats how the world began

What the hell are you doing with my microwave?
OF COURSE I'M A SCIENTIST. I'M A GODDAM SCIENTIST. OF COURSE WOMEN CAN BE SCIENTISTS.
Sexist.

Quite enough supposing has been done on this page, I assume.

I suppose you assume I'm supposing, I presume?

I presume that you're supposing the assumption of a presumptuous supposition..?

[DownSpaghetti]

OF COURSE I'M A SCIENTIST. I'M A GODDAM SCIENTIST. OF COURSE WOMEN CAN BE SCIENTISTS.
Sexist.

So you're a scientess?

[cyan]

whoa shes a scientist unless its a he then its a scitness

Oh.
So a woman is a scientist
And
A man is a scitness

Uh
Okay

[DownSpaghetti]

I want to be a scitness

[cyan]

Alrighty. All you need is 20 years of Scitness School to get a professional degree, the money for that, the monkey for that, an electric eel, a silver Sharpie, a gas mask, some concrete, and an outstanding work ethic.
Or a scholarship.

[Anonymously Famous]

As fun as a monkey sounds, I think I'll go the scholarship route.

[DownSpaghetti]

Alrighty. All you need is 20 years of Scitness School to get a professional degree, the money for that, the monkey for that, an electric eel, a silver Sharpie, a gas mask, some concrete, and an outstanding work ethic.
Or a scholarship.

Are squirrel monkeys ok? They're all I have.

[cyan]

*Sigh*
That'll do.