Your Thoughts.

[cyan]

NACHOS OH MY GOD
OKAY
SO YOU GET SOME NACHOS
AND THEN YOU GET SOME MEAT LIKE PORK (ALREADY COOKED)
AND THEN YOU COVER THE MEAT IN BARBECUE SAUCE
AND THEN YOU HEAT IT UP AND PUT IT ON THE NACHOS
AND THEN YOU GET NACHO CHEESE AND HEAT IT UP AND PUT IT ON THE NACHOS ALSO
AND THEN YOU HAVE THE MOST DELICIOUS THING EVER ASDFGGHJKL;

[Dreams]

(Wow.... That is a lot of caps locks... Maybe I should call the capitalized letter police. Now I should think of something absolutely stupid to say and see if someone finds it entertaining. More cookies? That is such a lure.)
NACHOS!!! HEADBANG HEADBANG HEADBANG!

[Evai]

(I need more nachos)

Ok guys, you've gone too far. Hand over all the nachos, I'll give them back once you've calmed down.

[Anonymously Famous]

(I like nachos)
I like nachos

[Evai]

(I like nachos)
I like nachos

(I like you).
I like you.

[assdef]

(I like nachos)
I like nachos

(I like you).
I like you.

(High IQ!)
High IQ!

[cyan]

(My IQ is like 1000 but I'm not supposed to tell people that)
Hi.

[keja]

I thought the point of having a high one was showing off.

[cyan]

(But you see I am, in a subtle way.)
That's conceited and I'd never do a thing like that!

[keja]

Are you sure? You know I would.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

meh, IQ is just a number.
Unless yours is high. Then it's more than just a number.

[cyan]

Is it also a letter?

[ThingerDudes]

it's a fruit and a vegetable!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

And a word, an abbreviation, AND an acronym! Not to mention it's sweet, healthy, helps lose weight, contains no artificial coloring, and is the best solution to your problems!

no wait, that's all ASDF.

[Evai]

This whole website is starting to seem like an advertisement for ASDF.

[assdef]

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[atomtengeralattjaro]

shut up and take my money!

[Evai]

(I don't like it when people tell me to shut up.)


Thanks for the money.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

sorry, you can shut down instead, if you prefer. But only if you give me back half plus 50% of that money.

[Anonymously Famous]

Is there a free trial period for ASDF™?