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Re: 2012?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:19 pm

I have a zombie laptop.
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Re: 2012?

Post by Dreams » Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:05 pm

Does it sometimes grab your arm and try to suck your flesh in? Or is it a laptop designed for zombies?
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Re: 2012?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:44 pm

It's a laptop that came back from the dead.
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Re: 2012?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:00 pm

it's all cool then, unless it smells bad.
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Re: 2012?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:24 pm

It's actually running really smoothly. Which is good.
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Re: 2012?

Post by klinscy » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:21 pm

Define "the laptop was dead"
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Re: 2012?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:58 pm

It wasn't booting up. My friend who gave it to me took it to the Geek Squad (Yeah, I know, they don't always know what they're doing), and they couldn't get it to work. He gave it to me and said that if I could get it to work, I could keep it.

So now I have a reanimated zombie laptop. :)
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Re: 2012?

Post by Suntro » Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:38 pm

Kill it before it infects more! :shock:
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Re: 2012?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:14 am

Would that be a bad thing?
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Re: 2012?

Post by assdef » Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:33 am

This is how it all starts. Re-animating a laptop, then before you know it, your PC becomes a zombie, then your TV, then your toaster...soon every electric device in your home is a brain-sucking, blood-thristy appliance. After that? BAM! Applizombie Apocalypse.

Don't fool with the dead, my friend.
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Re: 2012?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:16 am

I repeat: Would that be a bad thing?
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Re: 2012?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:57 am

only if electric zombliances can't be turned off.
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Re: 2012?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:05 pm

Unplug. Remove battery. Problem solved.
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Re: 2012?

Post by assdef » Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:11 am

Ha! But apparatuzombies don't need power, they're dead already. THERE IS NO STOPPING THEM!
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Re: 2012?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:18 am

Shoot with shotgun, then.
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Re: 2012?

Post by Dani393 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:03 am

Anonymously Famous wrote:Shoot with shotgun, then.
I like that approach :twisted:
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Re: 2012?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:19 pm

It would indeed do the job. So would a screwdriver, if you could get them to hold still long enough.
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Re: 2012?

Post by assdef » Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:27 pm

...before they TOAST YOUR HAND.

I assume that's what a Zombtoaster would do.
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Re: 2012?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:45 pm

My wife is trying to convince me that it would toast your brains.
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Re: 2012?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:50 pm

I need technical details on how it would accomplish this, kthxbye
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