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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:00 pm

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cyan wrote:The country is kind of a Garden of Eden
Does that mean we're going to get kicked out of it for eating an apple?

Today is the last day of 2012. Billions of people around the world are going to celebrate the fact that when they wake up tomorrow morning they're going to need to hang a new calendar on their wall.

Humans are weird like that.
Happy new calendarhanging!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by cyan » Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:11 pm

Why do they hang them :cry: so racist
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:04 pm

to make an example of them. We know it's inhumane (calendars are people too!), but we can't exactly allow all our household equipment to start excercising their free will now, would we?
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Post by dewero » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:32 am

Just imagine the damage a dryer machine could do! Think of all of the poor socks...
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:28 pm

Today I shall give a recap:

On the 24th I had a birthday that ended in '0'. It wasn't 20, though.

On the 25th I had Christmas.

I've been busy playing with my toys.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:33 pm

Anonymously Famous wrote:On the 24th I had a birthday that ended in '0'. It wasn't 20, though.
I want to say...90...
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Post by Shai'tan » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:03 pm

I don't think I'm allowed to say 10, so 30?
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:53 pm

If I admit to being 10 then I'm not allowed here. And it's fairly well established that I'm one of the older forummers. 140.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:53 pm

psh, you obviously checked my profile to see how old i really am, and just added some.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:13 am

Anonymously Famous wrote:On the 24th I had a birthday that ended in '0'. It wasn't 20, though.
Welcome to the club!

Wait...if you were born on 12/24...are you Jesus?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:31 am

depends on the timezone he's in...I think...
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:02 pm

wait, i thought Jesus was born in all timezones!
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Post by Shai'tan » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:36 pm

Today I bought the last book of the Wheel of Time series.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:49 pm

i've been pointed towards The Wheel of Time from at least three different sources I think.. i should check it out! I'm in dire need of something to read, not that i wouldn't already be reading Waltari and Ulickaja at the same time while studying for exams, but i've been hooked on to lengthy quality fantasy thingies, and i can't stand waiting for Mr. R. R. Martin to finish his next installment of A Song of Ice and Fire, which may take several more years, who knows..... [/rant, in which i try to appear cultivated]
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:05 am

Um, hello! Read my posts. They're so hilarious. And humble.
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Post by Evai » Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:15 pm

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:59 pm

What posts?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:29 pm

I should make a pre instead of a post. But i'm too late for that I guess.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by iamjacksusername » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:54 am

My day yet again provoked this question ive been mulling over for quite some time now. Why is THIS person in my life?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:49 am

Hello!
Maybe this person is Jack, and he's in your life because he chose you as his username? not sure though.
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