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Post by iamjacksusername » Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:22 pm

Nice thought, but Im certain this is NOT Jack.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:21 pm

who is "this" then? are we even sure it's a person?
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Post by iamjacksusername » Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:35 am

Seems like a person, almost sure its a person........ but it could be the devil. I'm waiting on Kathy Bates to return my email for verification on that.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:56 pm

Let us know. And continue posting :)

In other news: apparently, escaping on a bulldozer after throwing puppies at bikers is not a wise idea. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211
i find this hilarious.
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Post by assdef » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:52 pm

"The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication." Yeah NO DUH! I think we all figured that one out, Dr. Obvious.

Of course, in 'MURIKA, this sort of thing usually ends in a shooting spree. :(
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Goldenjack » Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:06 pm

I'm Jack. Well maybe I'm not THE Jack, but I am A Jack. :?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:53 pm

A 3.5mm one or a 6.3mm one?
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Post by Shai'tan » Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:47 am

Today I pulled a wisdom tooth.
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Post by Goldenjack » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:00 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:A 3.5mm one or a 6.3mm one?
a 6 ft one
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Post by assdef » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:51 pm

Shai'tan wrote:Today I pulled a wisdom tooth.
Quick question to clarify the use of pronouns in that statement: did you pull the wisdom tooth yourself, or did a dentist pull one of your wisdom teeth?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:52 pm

Goldenjack wrote:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:A 3.5mm one or a 6.3mm one?
a 6 ft one
:o mother of sound equipment
assdef wrote:
Shai'tan wrote:Today I pulled a wisdom tooth.
Quick question to clarify the use of pronouns in that statement: did you pull the wisdom tooth yourself, or did a dentist pull one of your wisdom teeth?
Silly assdef, ninja Shai is doubling as a dentist. This was his first assignment. I'm waiting on an update about the victim's health.
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Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:44 am

WHAT IF DENTISTS TAKE OUR WISDOM TEETH TO GAIN OUR WISDOM FOR THEMSELVES
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Post by Shai'tan » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:37 am

assdef wrote:
Shai'tan wrote:Today I pulled a wisdom tooth.
Quick question to clarify the use of pronouns in that statement: did you pull the wisdom tooth yourself, or did a dentist pull one of your wisdom teeth?
I had a dentist.
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Goldenjack wrote:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:A 3.5mm one or a 6.3mm one?
a 6 ft one
:o mother of sound equipment
assdef wrote:
Shai'tan wrote:Today I pulled a wisdom tooth.
Quick question to clarify the use of pronouns in that statement: did you pull the wisdom tooth yourself, or did a dentist pull one of your wisdom teeth?
Silly assdef, ninja Shai is doubling as a dentist. This was his first assignment. I'm waiting on an update about the victim's health.
Of course, I'm the ninja dentist. You never see me coming and before you know it your teeth are missing!

It's okay now, it hurt a bit yesterday, but they gave me a prescription on some pain meds so it's all okay :)
ThingerDudes wrote:WHAT IF DENTISTS TAKE OUR WISDOM TEETH TO GAIN OUR WISDOM FOR THEMSELVES
CONSPIRACY! :o
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:19 pm

Yesterday I became an imgurian. It feels weird. I just hope it doesn't consume me..
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ThingerDudes wrote:WHAT IF DENTISTS TAKE OUR WISDOM TEETH TO GAIN OUR WISDOM FOR THEMSELVES
That's a horrible allegation, are you comfortable throwing it around?
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Post by Sepehrnoor » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:37 pm

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:30 pm

no thanks.. i had to edit that out.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:10 am

You monster! You're like Kim Jong Stalin Von Hitler, the worst dictator to have never lived.
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ThingerDudes wrote:WHAT IF DENTISTS TAKE OUR WISDOM TEETH TO GAIN OUR WISDOM FOR THEMSELVES
That's a horrible allegation, are you comfortable throwing it around?
No. it's heavy. That's why I use a crane.
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Post by assdef » Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:31 am

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:no thanks.. i had to edit that out.
First they start censoring posts, then they start making warrent-less arrests, and then the genocidal killings begin. Moderators mad with power. It's a slippery slope.

Forum users unite against the bourgeois moderation!
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:15 pm

ThingerDudes wrote:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
ThingerDudes wrote:WHAT IF DENTISTS TAKE OUR WISDOM TEETH TO GAIN OUR WISDOM FOR THEMSELVES
That's a horrible allegation, are you comfortable throwing it around?
No. it's heavy. That's why I use a crane.
Ah, so you use full caps for heavy lifting? How practical!
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Post by Greyson » Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:12 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
ThingerDudes wrote:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
ThingerDudes wrote:WHAT IF DENTISTS TAKE OUR WISDOM TEETH TO GAIN OUR WISDOM FOR THEMSELVES
That's a horrible allegation, are you comfortable throwing it around?
No. it's heavy. That's why I use a crane.
Ah, so you use full caps for heavy lifting? How practical!
I wish I could do that, too :3.
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