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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:15 am

ThingerDudes wrote:Today I got to miss out on reading about people that saw something amazing and the amazing reactions of other people because amazingly I can't read.
If you can't read, how were you able to type that?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:21 am

Monkeys on typewriters?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:41 am

ThingerDudes wrote:Monkeys on typewriters?
Ha! But to answer my question you needed to have read it! So you can read! Caught you!!
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Post by Shai'tan » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:25 pm

Monkeys reading?
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Post by Evai » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:13 pm

I hear that if you put enough monkeys in a room with a typewriter, they'll eventually die from suffocation.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:06 am

Not before they die from the various diseases they will obtain after throwing their feces at each other for hours on end.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:36 pm

The question remains, does all that stop the typewriters from becoming self-aware?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:45 pm

Who's to say they're not already self-aware?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:50 pm

a monkey told me so..
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ches85 » Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:10 pm

What if the monkeys are lying to you? :shock:
lifes just a box of fancy assorted chocolates :)
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Post by Evai » Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:01 pm

I once taught a monkey to speak monkey.

(I am smart)
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:48 pm

Oh yeah? How is that working out for you? Being smart?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:51 pm

I'm far too smart for you to understand how my smartness works out for me.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:39 pm

If you were really smart you'd be able to make it so that it is understandable.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Feb 16, 2013 6:45 pm

but he's apparently smart enough to fool us into thinking he's smart enough to fool us into thinking he's.. or is he?
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:53 pm

That's pretty smart.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:26 pm

Smart as in like, S-M-R-T smart?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:39 pm

i'm eating almonds :D
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:22 am

Do you pronounce it "ahhmonds" or "allmonds"?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:37 pm

I pronounce it "mandula".
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