Let this thread die!

[assdef]

I don't understand why the United States isn't on that list! We invented English!!

[ThingerDudes]

It's for all the foreign countries but they did miss out on a lot of big ones like Canada and Alaska

[assdef]

Screw Canada and Alaska. Bunch of penguins and polar bears and shit.

'MURIKA! FUCK YEAH!

[Anonymously Famous]

Demographic data would be good.

[assdef]

But...polar bears and penguins aren't usually counted in demographics?

[Anonymously Famous]

It depends on what factors the researchers want to focus on.

[assdef]

I'm pretty sure that the polling response from penguins and polar bears is nil. After all, they don't have phones or Internet access. How are they to respond to a survey?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

By mail, of course...

[assdef]

But they both lack the opposable thumbs necessary to use a pencil!

And how the hell does a penguin or a polar bear get a pencil anyway?

[W/E]

Arctic and Antarctic Pen Stores.

OF COURSE.

[assdef]

Seems plausible.

[W/E]

Have been to them? The Arctic Pen Stores?
Pen Island?

[assdef]

The Pen Is Mightier.

FEBTOBER!

[W/E]

Can't see the video.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Can't hear the smell.

[W/E]

Can't feel the taste...

[ThingerDudes]

What is this I'm feeling? If you wanna leave I'm with it.
We've come too far to give up who we are
So let's raise the bar and our cups to the stars!

Yeah semi-related song lyrics!

[assdef]

And on that farm he had some chicks
E-I-E-I-O!

[AltCtrl]

I am in love with ASDF, so no die-ink

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Hello AltCtrl, welcome to ASDF!