Some more Zelda humor:
What did Link say when Princess Zelda was captured?
He was speechless.
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Proud poster of the 300kth post in GeneralThingerDudes wrote:The only reasonable amount of Nutella is infinity. Everything else is too little.
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The difference between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc:
one was made of wood, and the other was Maid of Orléans.
one was made of wood, and the other was Maid of Orléans.
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What did the mean corn chip say to the other corn chip?
I'm nacho friend.
I'm nacho friend.
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*insert joke about Admiral Akbar here*ThingerDudes wrote:something something vraiment.
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It's a trap!
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Wikipedia wrote:Trap music is a music genre that originated in the early 2000s from Southern hip hop and crunk in the Southern United States. It is typified by its lyrical content and trademark sound, which incorporates 808 sub-bass kick drums, sped-up hi-hats, layered synthesizers, and "cinematic" strings.
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hey! you posted this one day after my birthday!ThingerDudes wrote:something something vraiment.
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Suntro wrote:I have a joke! http://www.wattpad.com/2012108-the-long ... d1PDxPD_ng
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That was a funny joke.
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(in the doctor's office)
"It is my expert opinion that we have to remove all your bones."
"What?! Wait, you're not my doctor!"
*a bunch of dogs fall out of the lab coat and run away*
"It is my expert opinion that we have to remove all your bones."
"What?! Wait, you're not my doctor!"
*a bunch of dogs fall out of the lab coat and run away*
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I lol'datomtengeralattjaro wrote:(in the doctor's office)
"It is my expert opinion that we have to remove all your bones."
"What?! Wait, you're not my doctor!"
*a bunch of dogs fall out of the lab coat and run away*
Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy? Neither did he.
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It's kind of bad that I laughed at this.assdef wrote:Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy? Neither did he.
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Heh.
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-Your CV is brilliant!
-Thanks, I printed it in aluminium paper
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Pronounced "alooominum" or "aloomineeeum"?
Why do they call it hypertext?
Too much Java.
Why do they call it hypertext?
Too much Java.