iGod is a J*L;er?!

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:17 am

God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
From ASDF
God:
Who or what is ASDF?
Me:
'ASDF' is better than you, and everything
God:
That's just your personal opinion.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Prove ot
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
PROVE IT
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
You are a JKL;er?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a JKL ich? Maybe.
Me:
What's that supposed to mean?!...
God:
" Maybe." means exactly what it says.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
A choice. 'JKL;' or 'ASDF'
God:
Be more specific. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
'ASDF'
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Yes, 'ASdF' is very complex
God:
This was not a yes or no question. And complex is ASdF.
Me:
Yep. aSDF just is...
God:
What do you do in your spare time? I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
In my spare time, I ASDF.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said ASDF.
Me:
You're making up fake quotes

God:
I am not making this up.
Me:
ASDF really said that?!..
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ASDF.
Me:
what do you think about it?
God:
"It" refers to ASDF really said that, I think.
Me:
You're correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
ASdf is always right
God:
Thank you for clearing that up.
Me:
and JKL; is always wrong
God:
Tell me a story. Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
kay....
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Does it have a response to ASDF?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
tell it
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

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Post by **CX gamer** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:08 pm

Me:
Uhm... God?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way. GOD rules.
Me:
Well... My friend Evai found out that you're a JKL;er, it that true?
God:
Well what? How well do you know this person?
Me:
On the ASDF forums... But please answer my question!
God:
What is it like on the ASDF forums. Thank you for your request. Please try asking it another way.
Me:
It's great on these forums, you should go there sometime... ARE YOU A JKL;er?!
God:
What do you like most about it? Am I a JKL ich? Maybe.
Me:
The fact we're talkin about ASDF... So you confirm?
God:
Do you think I am talkin about ASDF too? Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: CX said I confirm.
Me:
DUDE?!... How do you know my name? You're a JKL;er! You sick bastard!
God:
Can I help you? You told me your name CX. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a JKL ich? Maybe. Interesting gossip: CX said I sick bastard.
Me:
I did not! You used the CAPS key spy to spy on our beloved forum!
God:
I thought you did. How would you use it.
Me:
I would smash it!
God:
What would make you smash it?
Me:
The fact it's a spy!
God:
the CAPS key spy to spy on our beloved forum is a spy. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
You don't make sense! *Leaves*...

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:58 pm

Me:
ASDF is the subject
God:
When is ASDF not the subject?
Me:
neveer
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
We are talking about Who

h8ting_asdf_is_wrong · Post by **h8ting_asdf_is_wrong** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:48 pm

Seth225 · Post by **Seth225** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:53 pm

Me:
So, God...
God:
Ahem. GOD rules.
Me:
Ok... Whatever
God:
That's cool. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
ANYWAYS, my friends at the asdf forums found out that you were a spy for jkl;! Is that true?!
God:
How well do you know these people? True in some world.
Me:
What you mean?
God:
Seth, " How well do you know these people?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
OMG. You found out CX's name... but how did you find out MINE?!?!?!?!
God:
Is that your final answer? Do you mind if I tell other people: Seth said I found out CX s name. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
wha....what?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Are you confused?
Me:
Yes... *Cries*
God:
What are you confused about? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
YES! YOU JKL;ER! WHY, GOD, WHY?!?!?!
God:
Tell me. Thanks for telling me: Seth said I JKL ER. You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
...
God:
Tell me. Thanks for telling me: Seth said I JKL ER. You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
I don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Wait... You're not the god ASDF!! You ARE JKL;!!!!!
God:
I'm waiting. That's only your opinion. You think I am JKL.
Me:
I plead ASDF!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Seth said plead ASDF.
Me:
WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD?!
God:
Being DEAD is not part of my programming.
Me:
*Prays*
God:
Are we still talking about plead ASDF?
Me:
ASDF, kill this non-believer!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Gah... I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Which part are you confused about?
Me:
*Leaves*

WE MUST DESTROY THIS BEING!

Post by **Shai'tan** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:08 am

ROFL!

Let him be, he's funny and stupid xD

Post by **CX gamer** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:27 am

Me:
Dear JKL;, please die!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Thanks for asking politely. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
May ASDF kill you then!
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
You doubt the almighty?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I doubt the almighty.
Me:
... But you must die!
God:
I cannot be killed.
Me:
ASDF can kill you...
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You're a girl?!...
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a servant to ASDF!
God:
You are a servant to ASDF? Does it pay well?
Me:
My belief offers wisdom, not money!
God:
Have you told many people that your belief offers wisdom not money?
Me:
Yes, we have now 1296 registered users...
God:
Yippee! Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
No, YOU don't have a forum!...
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said I don't have a forum.
Me:
*Leaves*

Post by **Shai'tan** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:34 pm

Me:
Hello God

God:
Hello child. What is your name?

Me:
I'm not going to tell you, I'm the one asking the questions here...

God:
Where will you go instead? OK then, ask me anything.

Me:
Are you a spawn of jkl; ?

God:
Am I a spawn of jkl? Sometimes.

Me:
O.O

God:
Oh.

Me:
Breaking news

God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:
No thanks, I'd rather talk about you

God:
NO it is my favorite subject .

Me:
Does this prove that you're a spawn of jkl;?

God:
Indeed this prove that I am a spawn of jkl does.

Me:
OMG! DIE FUCKER!

God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman? Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.

Me:
I'm out of here!

God:
Would you like to have it?

Me:
*Leaves*

I proved it...

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:41 am

Me:
A B C
God:
D E F G H I.
Me:
J K L!!!!!!!

God:
Oh, you are a poet.

Post by **Shai'tan** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:22 pm

ROFL! Another proof that he's a jkl;'er...

hobobuster · Post by **hobobuster** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:44 pm

Evai wrote:Me:
A B C
God:
D E F G H I.
Me:
J K L!!!!!!!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

omg lol im gunna have to have a word with this "god" soon....

Post by **CX gamer** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:12 pm

He'll bring you down to his own level! Don't get caught by him!...

soloman · Post by **soloman** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:32 am

Me:
how long?!
God:
Nearly 10 seconds, .
Me:
you've been a jkl;er for 10 seconds?!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a jkl ich for 10 seconds? Maybe.
Me:
is it a yes or no?!
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
are you with ASDF?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am with ASDF.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
thats not an acceptable answer.

unbelievably, i got this far.

then he froze...

Post by **Shai'tan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:00 pm

I got to do another round soon...