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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:08 am

at least we have vaginas
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:38 am

how do you know he doesn't maybe he has like 27
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:24 am

Maybe he looks like a duck's vagina.

Fun Fact: Duck vaginas can be purchased from Chinatown and cooked for dinner.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:29 am

yeah but that's true for everything
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:53 am

Everything looks like duck vaginas?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:03 am

no anything can be purchased in chinatown and cooked for dinner
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:29 am

how do you know everything doesn't also look like duck vaginas but you've seen so many of them you can't tell anymore?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by vraiment » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:47 pm

this thread has turned fishy
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:09 am

vraiment wrote:this thread has turned fishy
Well I think it's just ducky!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:02 am

and ducks eat fish! :D
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:00 am

but what if the fish ducks before the duck could catch it?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:07 am

Dear Powers That Be,

I have a small, humble request, that would be oh-so awesome. Any chance we could add Image to the smilies available in this forum?

Your very humble servant,

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:49 am

assdef wrote:Dear Powers That Be,

I have a small, humble request, that would be oh-so awesome. Any chance we could add Image to the smilies available in this forum?

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:42 am

Hmm. Unfortunately I am unable to add smileys.
However I have added it as a BBCode. Use:

Code: Select all

[assdef][/assdef]
as listed among the BBCode buttons above the posting textfield,
and get:
An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.

(Note that it needs the closing tag, but don't put any text in between the two tags because it won't work.)
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:18 pm

wut back in my day we didn't have none of this confounded technologies with all them bells and whistles we had shitty gifs and midi music and we liked it that way! An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by vraiment » Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:47 am

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:04 am

You kids and your newfangled BBCode An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.

I was hoping [vraiment][/vraiment] would show an icon of Admiral Ackbar in sombrero. Or at least a taco. Or something.

There's always this: Image
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by vraiment » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:53 am

assdef wrote:You kids and your newfangled BBCode An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.

I was hoping [vraiment][/vraiment] would show an icon of Admiral Ackbar in sombrero. Or at least a taco. Or something.

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ITS TACO DE LENGUA CON SALSA TIME
ITS TACO DE LENGUA CON SALSA TIME
ITS TACO DE LENGUA CON SALSA TIME
ITS TACO DE LENGUA CON SALSA TIME
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Mar 14, 2014 3:01 pm

Happy pie day!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:09 am

I like cake more.
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