Essays: Easy or Hard?

[Uly]

I'm doing one right now.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

essays are easy if you're a thingerdudes and you have to write about purple emus, but hard if you're an atomtengeralattjaro and you have to write about purple emus.

[ThingerDudes]

hey guy did you say purple emus they are pretty darn tootin nice and all they are all australian and definitely much better than ostriches I mean emu is is so much more fun to say than ostriches and purple emus I mean who'd'a thunk of that right how quirky and fun and definitely an interesting topic and most certainly not a forced and overplayed joke they are super serious but not that serious because they are quirky and fun so how great is that so anyhow normal emus are pretty cool as they are because they are basically dinosaurs and dinosaurs are pretty cool as they are otherwise schindler spielberg wouldn't have made a gazillion movies off of them and the latest was certainly not a money grab or an advertisement for merchandise for a new generation of kids and definitely a quirky and fun endeavour for dinosaurs because they are cool and quirky and fun and emus are like that except they are still alive today unlike dinosaurs who are dumb because they are dead so yeah emus they are cool but making that purple is just outrageously and super cool because purpler is a coolio colour that is very fun and it's a fun word to say too like purple purple purple I mean is that fun or what so yeah purple emus are much more interesting animals and forget about all them other animals because they are just so much more lame than purple emus so that's my hypothesis and opening argument in this essay that I am writing now I guess so yeah here we go you know what I've done though I stated my argument at the end and presented my supporting points in the beginning I mean that's just how quirky and fun these emus are did I mention that they are purple too so I guess I'm also stating supporting statements at this point in my essay too but that is just how purple emus do you know you can't control them because they are their own person and you can't force your typical flying-normative stereotypes on these majestic birds I mean they were just born this way you know so just lay off them and let them be because they are like dinosaurs and they could go to war with australians and win I mean that was a true fact of history there was an emu war between people and emus and the emus won and they weren't even purple so you can imagine how much more powerful purple emus are because purpler starts with a p and so does powerful and everyone knows that things that start with the same letter just have positive correlation citation needed I guess but we don't care what people say drug dealing just to get by stack your money til it gets sky high I mean those aren't emu facts those are kanye lyrics from his third album graduation but you know what the colour the album cover is that's right it's purple so yeah I guess that proves my hypothesis and thank you for listening to my essay about purple emus

[atomtengeralattjaro]

[Shai'tan]

That's one extremely long sentence.

[assdef]

tsk tsk tsk...$30.90 worth of mistakes:

[ThingerDudes]

I was using Canadian grammar

[atomtengeralattjaro]

is Canadian grammar cheaper?

[assdef]

So...$42.74 in Canadian dollars.

[gas]

Essays tend to be challenging for me. When I work on one, I usually end up creating a bunch of word documents composed of random and disjointed sentences, which take a while to restructure into a coherently formed argument...

[Ml08180]

No no, you have to convert to metric, it's $0.4274

[Uly]

GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR METRICS YOU COMMUNESS!!!11!!11!!!1!

[gas]

GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR METRICS YOU COMMUNESS!!!11!!11!!!1!

Yeah, no thanks.

[Uly]

GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR METRICS YOU COMMUNESS!!!11!!11!!!1!

Yeah, no thanks.

Logic? That earns a raspberry. Pbbbbbbbt. Get out of here, Mr.Spock.

[Ml08180]

A L L K N E E L B E F O R E T H E G R E A T K E L V I N

[Uly]

Now that's something to make everybody happy.

[Ml08180]

happy, and dead outside a small range

[Uly]

Speaking of small dead things, 2 years ago I stepped on a dead chipmunk with no shoes. At least I had socks.

[Ml08180]

That's horrifying

[Uly]

Funny story, actually. I have this little dog who is the cutest thing you ever saw. Well, he chases the chipmunk out of the house and comes back 2 days later. No chipmunk till the next day. Scarred me for life.