Let this thread die!

[soloman]

"dont let this grumpy desert sand tiger die!"

[atomtengeralattjaro]

been two days since a post.

*kicks thread in ribs to wake it up*

if you were to personify this thread would it be male of female? i.e. kicking him or her in the ribs to wake him/her up?

i feel like sometimes threads can seem to "belong" to whomever started them, and maybe in those cases the thread takes on the OPs gender and qualities. but i also think a lot of the topics here have ran on for so goddamn long that they become like their own entity. they dont belong to anybody. like theyve reached their final form and broken free of its OPs influence. perhaps those topics (megathread? hyperthread? superthread? legendary thread? omnitopic? demithread?) are actually genderfluid? or maybe gender neutral. like angels or something. they have parts of both but are not either/or.... ...*hits the blunt*

This definitely is a demithread.
And as such, is a female, due to Demi being a female given name.

[Shai'tan]

*kicks thread in ribs to wake it up*

Ouch!

[Uly]

Looking at you guy's # of posts is like being the toddler at a family reunion.

[Shai'tan]

The 8 year difference does that.

[Ml08180]

It's like putting quarters into a bin every day. Eventually, you're going to lift the bin and be crushed to death by the overwhelming weight of coins

[ThingerDudes]

nah man you put enough coins in a swimming pool you can go swimming in money haven't you seen scrooge mcduck

[soloman]

i feel like swimming in a pool of coins is a good way to get pink eye.

[ThingerDudes]

yeah it's a much better way than painting the eye pink that can give you permanent damage you know

[soloman]

my buddy bare ass farted on his lil brothers pillow when he was younger and gave the poor lad real bad pink eye in both eyes.

a few years later his other brother was eating salami and i dared him to rub a slice on his balls and throw it at the little brother and after he threw it at the kid we convinced him to eat it.

idk whats worse tbh, but we are all good friends now. not sure if he ever found out about the salami tho.

[Uly]

And you call me a terrible person.

[soloman]

its not like I was the one who blew ass in the kids pillow.

so you are just as terrible of a person as my friends are.

[Uly]

Hey man. I haven't blown a pillow up someone's ass in 2 weeks minutes.

[ThingerDudes]

so you're behind on that quota

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Quota? I barely know her!

[Uly]

So you knew her when she was hard?

[Anonymously Famous]

Sandtiger is a character in a book series I've (mostly) read. I recently found out there was another book in the series.

[ThingerDudes]

but tigers don't live in the desert they live in the jungle and mountains and places like that

[Uly]

They can also live in your soul.

[Anonymously Famous]

They can be your spirit animal. Like the White Power Ranger.