For assdef

[Uly]

I met someone who would break into hives if they fell into a patch of grass

[ThingerDudes]

maybe nature doesn't want them alive

[Uly]

It's a conspiracy

[Anonymously Famous]

I know someone who has to be very careful around Christmas. Cinnamon scented pine cones cause her to go into anaphylactic shock.

She also has issues, though not as severe, with the dye in blue jeans.

[Uly]

Scary.

[assdef]

With a knife it would be scarry.

[MTG09]

i had a guy in my class who couldnt be in the same room as peanuts

[Uly]

Nowadays peanuts are contraband in most schools. Though I used to eat peanut bars in class without giving a fuck.

[assdef]

Of course children who have nut allergies should be protected. Of course.

But maybe...if touching a nut kills you, you're supposed to die.

[MTG09]

But other than that class I've never been told not to have peanuts

[Uly]

They used to have signs over the doors that said "No nuts allowed" The teacher was Anita Sarkeesian

[ThingerDudes]

Of course children who have nut allergies should be protected. Of course.

But maybe...if touching a nut kills you, you're supposed to die.

[MTG09]

I didn't realize that existed

[Uly]

I didn't realize Star Wars Battlefront 2 was the best video game ever until I was eight years old.

[assdef]

Of course children who have nut allergies should be protected. Of course.

But maybe...if touching a nut kills you, you're supposed to die.

<super awesome video>

Precisely

[Uly]

It seems like in the terms of really good stand-up comedians, all we have nowadays is Kevin Hart and Lewis C.K.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I did meet someone who had a phobia of celery, though.

Like cats are with cucumbers?

i had a guy in my class who couldnt be in the same room as peanuts

I hope you didn't also have a classmate who was a peanut.

[Uly]

I did meet someone who had a phobia of celery, though.

Like cats are with cucumbers?

i had a guy in my class who couldnt be in the same room as peanuts

I hope you didn't also have a classmate who was a peanut.

I take it back. Atomtengerelattjaro is having one-liner fire nuclear sale.

[MTG09]

I hope you didn't also have a classmate who was a peanut.

All third graders are peanuts. He didn't make it through the year

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Well that's tragic.
It is strange though, how humans evolve from peanuts.