King Of The Hill

[RandomBomb]

I make a li'l ant hill. It grows into a massive hill.
My hill.

[MTG09]

Buys a mole. Makes a mountain out of his hill. My hill.

[RandomBomb]

Makes tourists erode the hill. Makes hill in the 4th dimension. The only way you can kill it is with time travel.
My hill.

[MTG09]

Its already destroyed because of shenanigans. My hill.

[RandomBomb]

I call on said shenanigans. Go back in time and delete this thread. Create new thread and make it so I am the only one with a hill..
My hill.

[yabahee]

my mom buys my hill for me!
MY HILL

[RandomBomb]

I bankrupt your mom. You give me the hill. My hill.



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[yabahee]

i have my dad buy me the hill.
MY HILL

[RandomBomb]

I shoot you. My hill. I construct a bunker. I put Hitler in it. He gives me the Nazis. I now have protection.

[Uly]

I HACK THE WORLD and delete the nazis and hitler and the bunker. I go to a computer, open a I.E. 6, and start a thread in asdf forums called King Of The Hill in the Games section.

[Anonymously Famous]

Your hill crashes because you used Internet Explorer.

The hill is now mine.

[Uly]

I sit and watch every episode of King of The Hill. The hill is mine!

[Anonymously Famous]

I take the hill from you during a commercial break.

[Uly]

I buy the hill from the landlord. The hill is mine.

[Anonymously Famous]

I appeal to squatters rights. The hill is still technically yours, but I live there.

[Uly]

I flush you out with Bug Bombs.

[Anonymously Famous]

I wear a gas mask.

[Uly]

I cover the hill in nitro-glycerin and set it on fire

[Anonymously Famous]

Now there's no more hill. I go find another one (completely ignoring the fact that I should be dead now).

[MTG09]

I scam you out of your hill buy giving you a mountain instead.
My hill.