King Of The Hill

[Uly]

I bulldoze your hilI and make it a Burger King

[NeonTenn]

i sue your burger king because i found a toe in my burger, now it goes out of business and i buy the empty lot and create a new hill. a better hill. a more photogenic hill. MY HILL. King of the Hill.

[Uly]

I watch king of the hill until I become king Hank Hill himself

[NeonTenn]

i attack you with POCKET SAND! making you blind and i kick you down the hill and reclaim my throne as king of the hill

[Froggychum]

I eat Ulys corpse and become an inferno dragon, I then kill everyone and torch the world. I shit and eat for weeks. My shit becomes my hill


ps. MY HILL

[Uly]

I light the shit on fire

[Froggychum]

I light the shit on fire

and...?

I mean, you GOTTA say My hill, also I am an Inferno Dragon rn, I think I'm fireproof


so in conclusion, MY HILL

Edit: My shit is fireproof too btw so you cant burn it anyway lol

[Uly]

I just did it for kicks I have my own better smelling hill now

[Froggychum]

I turn my ass-based methane fumes into Poison Gas, and then Bomb Your Hill into a wasteland of Toxic Agony


And rule on my foul hill!

MY HILL

[Uly]

I make a giant hill out of imagination

[Froggychum]

I ruin your imagination by making you watch TV and telling you Santa isnt real.

Now my Hill is the only hill again


MY HILL

[Ml08180]

I eat some sand from the hill. I am now part-hill.

I am the hill. THIS IS MY HILL.

[Froggychum]

Wow, necropost much!

I am proud that I was able to hold it for 4 months and 2 weeks!!

Anyway...

I take out a sniper rifle, and take aim... *BOOM HEADSHOT*

RIP You.

I take your remains and plant my flag on it. I own the Necrohill!

[Ml08180]

You fool, I sold my soul to the FAFSA years ago and cannot be killed so long as my unsubsidized loans are unpaid!

I reanimate, remove the flag from my side, and hit you with it.

I am the hill. THIS IS MY HILL.

[Froggychum]

I bend reality.

EZ WIN

MY HILL!

[Ml08180]

I hit you in the head with the flag again.

This is my hill.

[Froggychum]

we both suck, I give the hill to AnonymouslyFamous

[Anonymously Famous]

I take the hill and use it as the location to build my empire.

[Froggychum]

I ask if I can be the Royal Jester

[Anonymously Famous]

I grant the title of Royal Jester to Froggy.