Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Anonymously Famous · Post by **Anonymously Famous** » Thu May 11, 2017 4:18 pm

What do you call a snake that's about 3.14 meters long?

A πthon.

Uly · Post by **Uly** » Thu May 25, 2017 2:21 am

What do you call a magic owl?
Hoooo-dini

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Mon May 29, 2017 1:17 pm

What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came?
He wet his plants.

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 4:37 pm

Do clown farts smell funny?

Anonymously Famous · Post by **Anonymously Famous** » Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:28 pm

Uly · Post by **Uly** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 1:02 am

Did you hear about the German comedian?
He brot the wurst jokes.

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 5:02 am

What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?

"Is the bar tender here?"

Anonymously Famous · Post by **Anonymously Famous** » Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:05 pm

Thanks for the smile, assdef!

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:35 am

Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.

Anonymously Famous · Post by **Anonymously Famous** » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:41 pm

What cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:28 pm

I had a dream last night I was a muffler, and I woke up exhausted.

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?

Por que pine

Anonymously Famous · Post by **Anonymously Famous** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:36 pm

My child doesn't appreciate my advanced sense of humor. We were picking up blocks and putting them away. This conversation ensued.

Kid: Where are the blocks?
Me: Oh, they're probably out having fun somewhere.

Later...

Me: Hey, where do blocks go to have fun? A block party!!!
Kid: ... Where are the blocks?
Me: Oh, they're probably just around the block.

ThingerDudes · Post by **ThingerDudes** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:21 am

take the child back to the child store and get a new one it is clearly defective

Post by **Shai'tan** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:00 am

I'm pretty sure kids are configured to not like their parents jokes.

ThingerDudes · Post by **ThingerDudes** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:39 am

if the child is working as designed then there is clearly an issue with the design. This matter should be taken up with the manufacturers.

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:06 am

AF's dad jokes are lvl 9000.

"Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space."

That joke's not bad. I give it three stars.

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:47 pm

Where did Noah keep his bees?

...

In the ark hives.

Ml08180 · Post by **Ml08180** » Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:27 pm

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:52 pm

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