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Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:54 pm

That's brilliant.
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I think you're right.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:23 pm

What do you call bears with no ears?

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:51 pm

What has four letters, sometimes has nine, and never has five.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:25 pm

Ha!
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Post by assdef » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:28 pm

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A word is written on the cornea of the chick carrying a wasp? I don't get it.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:39 pm

In case that's really true, click the show button:
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Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
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atomtengeralattjaro wrote:In case that's really true, click the show button:
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:07 pm

I guess you had to bee there.
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Anonymously Famous wrote:I guess you had to bee there.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:53 am

Stevie Wonder's not blind tho
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Post by Froggychum » Sun Nov 05, 2017 3:58 pm

top kek dud.

I dont post here because i dont limit my humor to one thread.

But i posted here because i want it on my recents :D
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Post by Ml08180 » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:38 pm

ThingerDudes wrote:Stevie Wonder's not blind tho
I followed this rabbit hole for a while and this is one of the most obscure conspiracy theories I think I've ever heard of

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Post by Froggychum » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:11 pm

this spam is funny
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:22 am

Want to hear a word I just made up?
Plagiarism.
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Post by Froggychum » Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:49 pm

i think i get it
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:57 pm

assdef wrote:Want to hear a word I just made up?
Plagiarism.
That one took me a little bit, but I laughed when I got it.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Froggychum » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:05 pm

Here is a video from Bo Burnam, my favorite comedian. I strongly recommend you watch the whole thing, it is godly.

If not, the joke im thinking of stars at 19:08 and you;ll know when its over.

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:12 am

I'm definitely going to this year's annual Fibonacci Convention. It'll be as big as the last two put together.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Froggychum » Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:48 pm

dude your genius
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