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Post by Froggychum » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:41 pm

not bad :P
I dont make up jokes, I steal them from other places and pretend im funny xD
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Froggychum wrote:Here is a video from Bo Burnam, my favorite comedian. I strongly recommend you watch the whole thing, it is godly.

If not, the joke im thinking of stars at 19:08 and you;ll know when its over.

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Post by Froggychum » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:58 pm

i think ive seen it , if not will watch again. You got any links?
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Post by assdef » Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:52 am

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:43 pm

top kek
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I once told a joke about infinity. I never heard the end of it.
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Post by Shai'tan » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:57 pm

Froggychum wrote:i think ive seen it , if not will watch again. You got any links?
Netflix. Couldn't find it on Youtube.
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:41 pm

darn i might of watched it if it was on netflix.

love that genius Bo anyway
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The magician got SO MAD he pulled his hare out.
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Post by Froggychum » Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:00 am

ha
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:59 pm

Here I am with another stolen joke, as usual.

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Post by Froggychum » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:12 pm

Lol!
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:51 pm

wanna hear a joke? America.
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Post by assdef » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:27 am

When my boss told me I could no longer impersonate a flamingo at work, that was the last straw. I had to put my foot down.
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:44 pm

me likes

Okay lemme just link to a funny video, I'm not creative on the spot xD:
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Post by assdef » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:35 pm

What kind of horse does Kim Kardashian ride?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:46 pm

oh my lord dirty
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