Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by **Shai'tan** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:18 am

No, it's better where you are...

Why is you not you in you?

Doctor What · Post by **Doctor What** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:01 pm

Because I am not truly me.

Why are you so green?

hobobuster · Post by **hobobuster** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:23 pm

Because yellow is an apple!

But is there a red bananna?

Kellizaber · Post by **Kellizaber** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:37 pm

Yes, the one I shot with my paint gun last night.

Would you care for some spider goo?

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:37 pm

Only if the spider was 100% guatemalan and banana-flavoured.

Do moths like math myths?

Kellizaber · Post by **Kellizaber** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:18 pm

Uhhuh, they sure do!

Aren't his fingers tired?

randall5150 · Post by **randall5150** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:36 pm

He has no fingers now, only nubbs.....

are you in class right now?

Kellizaber · Post by **Kellizaber** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:50 pm

Only if that includes being at home.

Should the bananas rule out their peels for the homecoming dance or should they accept the fact that all bananas are born with peels and it should stay that way?

randall5150 · Post by **randall5150** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:53 pm

Of course not!

Is potato paste made of creamy nachos?

Sup-95 · Post by **Sup-95** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:39 pm

just the cheese

do you like cheese?

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:04 am

DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should all people who don't like cheesy apples die?

Doctor What · Post by **Doctor What** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:30 am

Of course not! They should be tortured first!

Is Mexico the Capital of the World?

Kellizaber · Post by **Kellizaber** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:33 am

Not quite yet but it's getting there.

Do you have a tree solely dedicated to the production of your oxygen?

Doctor What · Post by **Doctor What** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:36 am

No, I have a sweatshop of people creating my own oxygen bubble.

Do you make cookies for the elderly?

Kellizaber · Post by **Kellizaber** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:42 am

Cookies do not exist.

Is my better better than your better?

Doctor What · Post by **Doctor What** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:44 am

Only if you are in experiencing a paradox.

If you could time travel, why would you kill me?

Kellizaber · Post by **Kellizaber** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:45 am

For the 5 million dollar life insurance policy you'll have in your seventh life.

Do you run on Dunkin's coffee?

Doctor What · Post by **Doctor What** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:47 am

No, I run on the sweat of babies.

How many times have you killed?

Kellizaber · Post by **Kellizaber** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:48 am

Twice. Once a mother spider and once a mosquito robot.

When was your last sweat baby born?

Post by **Shai'tan** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:47 am

Before I was...

When does the earth explode?