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COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by Froggychum » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:02 pm

cynics welcome
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Post by vraiment » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:04 pm

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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by Froggychum » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:11 pm

please leave complaints here
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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by vraiment » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:11 pm

I want to complaint that I'm sick
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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by Froggychum » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:15 pm

what is your illness sir, us here at CYNICO might be able to help! (not that we care enough to do it tho....?)
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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by cyan » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:58 am

my arms and hands and legs and the rest of my body hurt on like a daily basis, i get headaches often now, my other organs don’t seem to work, i am literally always tired and it seems hard to breathe sometimes, that’s just my body too, i could complain more
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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by Froggychum » Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:03 pm

okay, we suggest asking your doctor for a lethal injection.

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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by keja » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:33 pm

stop trying to kill my loyal fanbase
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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by Froggychum » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:59 pm

you've caught me this time Keja! But next time, i'll get away with it!!

Also i feel bad for my mom, she has to buy 200 dollars of groceries every week, and yes, that is mostly what me and my brother eat. But we are also very skinny (odd two facts, right?) so everyone assumes she is the one eating it all

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:20 pm

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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by Froggychum » Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:43 pm

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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by vraiment » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:46 pm

keja wrote:stop trying to kill my loyal fanbase
I love Keja :D
cyan wrote:my arms and hands and legs and the rest of my body hurt on like a daily basis, i get headaches often now, my other organs don’t seem to work, i am literally always tired and it seems hard to breathe sometimes, that’s just my body too, i could complain more
It may sound silly, but are you feeding and sleeping well Cyan? It may be that you just need a good chicken soup :D
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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by Froggychum » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:04 pm

sorry this department has been transformed into the compliant department by trump

praise the lizard overlords!

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*whip's @cyan* that's watcha get for bean sick! (jk ily fam)

everyone off to the labor fields!
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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by vraiment » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:32 am

you are not allowed to touch any of the members of the ASDF Forums with a whip
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:43 am

how about whip cream
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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by Froggychum » Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:02 pm

*whippedcreamboards everyone in a whippedcream swimming pool for evil funs*
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Post by vraiment » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:17 am

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:how about whip cream
that sounds nasty and is neither allowed
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Post by Froggychum » Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:09 pm

whipped cream is delectable, get edumacationed
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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Post by vraiment » Sat Apr 28, 2018 4:32 pm

Whipped cream is not cool, period
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Re: COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

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