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Re: the bird thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:02 pm

She sure does say a lot.
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Re: the bird thread

Post by Froggychum » Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:59 pm

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Re: the bird thread

Post by cyan » Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:30 pm

ah, very funny. guess i’ll take my literal PTSD somewhere else!

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Re: the bird thread

Post by keja » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:46 pm

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Here's a bird I met while on holiday last week. She had a bad foot and wasn't doing to well, hopefully she managed to overcome it.
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Re: the bird thread

Post by assdef » Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:01 am

"Hopefully" she managed to overcome it?! You mean you saw a bird with a bad foot and just left her there to fend for herself?!?!
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Re: the bird thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:48 am

well it's a pigeon, there's so many of them.
I once found an injured sparrow hawk in our garden, we called a zoo and they had a place where I could take it so they would care for it. So I put it in a box and took it for a bus ride :)
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Re: the bird thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:11 pm

cyan wrote:ah, very funny. guess i’ll take my literal PTSD somewhere else!
I'm sorry that you suffer from PTSD. That must be very difficult for you.
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Re: the bird thread

Post by vraiment » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:49 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:it is old, but has been reborn countless times, and so it is also new.
Like a phoenix?
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Re: the bird thread

Post by Froggychum » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:14 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:well it's a pigeon, there's so many of them.
I once found an injured sparrow hawk in our garden, we called a zoo and they had a place where I could take it so they would care for it. So I put it in a box and took it for a bus ride :)
aw cute story!

also the first sentence: "well it's a pigeon, there's so many of them"
could the same be said for humans? there is far too many of us, so if i see one dying can i ignore it?
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Re: the bird thread

Post by keja » Thu Apr 26, 2018 9:37 pm

If its a domestic human you can take it to a specialised doctor but it's best not to interfere with the natural order and tend to a dying human in the wild.
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Re: the bird thread

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vraiment wrote:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:just adorable
I know, right?
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Re: the bird thread

Post by assdef » Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:42 am

Y’all are a bunch of bird-brains.
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Re: the bird thread

Post by vraiment » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:25 am

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vraiment wrote:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:just adorable
I know, right?
But why the thread around the finger? What does that person need to remember?
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Re: the bird thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:37 am

I noticed there is a type of bird around that sometimes sounds like a firefighters' distress signal.
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Re: the bird thread

Post by Froggychum » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:59 pm

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Re: the bird thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Apr 27, 2018 8:44 pm

Froggychum wrote:me when i was youngER
you were a young emergency room?
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Re: the bird thread

Post by vraiment » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:16 am

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Froggychum wrote:me when i was youngER
you were a young emergency room?
or maybe a young emergency radio :o
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Re: the bird thread

Post by Froggychum » Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:09 pm

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Re: the bird thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:19 pm

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Re: the bird thread

Post by Froggychum » Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:12 pm

it's spelling and pronunciation don't match up
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