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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:46 pm

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

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Nothing is nothing, really.
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Post by vraiment » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:03 am

There's a contradiction there somewhere but my brain is not responding right now
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

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Anonymously Famous wrote:
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Nothing is nothing, really.
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Post by vraiment » Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:23 am

But you can make nothing from something:
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri May 15, 2020 3:47 pm

hey so I just realized that
if you have a hen,
and you don't like its color for some reason,
and you want to dye it another color,
in order to do that,
you have to have very good hen-dye coordination.
ok
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by vraiment » Sat May 16, 2020 1:57 am

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 3:47 pm
hey so I just realized that
if you have a hen,
and you don't like its color for some reason,
and you want to dye it another color,
in order to do that,
you have to have very good hen-dye coordination.
ok
I must admit that was good but I feel obligated to say, stahp Atom!
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Post by vraiment » Sun May 24, 2020 2:13 am

please help me Thingers sempai UwU
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon May 25, 2020 8:45 pm

That's not the right way to get help. Stop it. Get some help.
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Post by vraiment » Wed May 27, 2020 4:22 am

you are not my boss! I will ask for help however I want, 0w0
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 am

hi vraiment this is vraiment's boss
that's not the right way to ask for help
stop it
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Post by vraiment » Thu May 28, 2020 6:57 am

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