Loot Game

[Froggychum]

So since I've come back I feel like there are less games around, maybe I'm wrong. Anyway, I've come up with a half-baked idea that will SURELY get out of hand, exactly like I want it to.

Okay, so the game is to get as much cool crap as possible and then list out everything you own in a spoiler at the end of the post.

Anything you do is up to you, and feel free to trade! Errors in record-keeping can be attributed to glitches in reality and NOT human incompetence (but dwarven or elven incompetence will be fine)

Allow me to start (or yell at me for it!): I woke up this morning and found a lump of coal under my bed.

Spoiler:  

1x Lump of Coal

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[Froggychum]

@Ivo You are close, you only list your personal items in the spoiler, my items will go in my spoiler.

For explaining this to you, I feel good for helping a friend, and treat myself to a chocolate bar

Spoiler:  

1x Lump of Coal
1x Chocolate Bar

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[Froggychum]

As i think about cherries, I remember i have a chocolate bar!

Hey Ivo! Do you want to put together our snacks and make a super-snack?

As I ask you this, a yellow jacket wearing a yellow jacket flies into my mouth, he tries to excuse himself, saying he's late for a business meeting, but I swallow him by accident!

I get a tiny yellow jacket off his corpse

Spoiler:  

1x Lump of Coal
1x Chocolate Bar
1x Tiny Yellow Jacket

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[Froggychum]

(since you put them together, may I suggest changing your cherries to chocolate-covered cherries? I no longer have my chocolate)

I realize that a frog just gave you a meatball, and it wasn't me!!

I realize that frog was wearing a business suit, and must have been going to the same meeting as the yellow jacket...

Suddenly, I find a metal detector!

Spoiler:  

1x Lump of Coal
1x Metal Detector
1x Tiny Yellow Jacket

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[Froggychum]

You are welcome

I get an Item Cloning Machine, and use it to clone your chocolate covered cherries and my metal detector.

I give you a metal detector. Do you want to go treasure hunting?

Spoiler:  

1x Lump of Coal
1x Metal Detector
1x Tiny Yellow Jacket
1x Clone of Chocolate-Covered Cherries
1x Item Cloning Machine

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[Froggychum]

I go treasure hunting and find an emerald!

Now we have a blue, green and red gem (between the two of us)

Spoiler:  

1x Lump of Coal
1x Metal Detector
1x Tiny Yellow Jacket
1x Clone of Chocolate-Covered Cherries
1x Item Cloning Machine
1x Emerald

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[Froggychum]

I struck oil!

Since I'm going to be rich, you can have my emerald!

I give it to you.

Spoiler:  

1x Lump of Coal
1x Metal Detector
1x Tiny Yellow Jacket
1x Clone of Chocolate-Covered Cherries
1x Item Cloning Machine

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[Froggychum]

I polish the ruby and will cherish it forever.

I start looking for something to put my oil into.

Spoiler:  

1x Lump of Coal
1x Metal Detector
1x Tiny Yellow Jacket
1x Clone of Chocolate-Covered Cherries
1x Item Cloning Machine
1x Polished Ruby

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[Froggychum]

Thank you! I take your cup and clone it until I have enough to fill with all the oil, then I fill them up

Spoiler:  

1x Lump of Coal
1x Metal Detector
1x Tiny Yellow Jacket
1x Clone of Chocolate-Covered Cherries
1x Item Cloning Machine
1x Polished Ruby
150x Cups of Oil

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[Froggychum]

I found an egg in a chicken coop. It is painted yellow and blue.

Spoiler:  

1x Lump of Coal
1x Metal Detector
1x Tiny Yellow Jacket
1x Clone of Chocolate-Covered Cherries
1x Item Cloning Machine
1x Polished Ruby
150x Cups of Oil
1x Yellow and Blue Chicken Egg

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