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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:03 pm

Since Ivo is taking a while to answer the door, I figure he has left, so I decide to take a nap, to get rested up for an impromptu vacation!

As I sleep, I get a Dream Fragment! Use nine at once to construct an instantaneous dream!

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:24 pm

I wake up to User's lovely and rythmic knocking, and let him in with a smile.

I take that entire clusterheck of an item from you and clone it.. However since the DNA is impure, I accidentally create a Frankenstein Pastry! It begins trying to kill me, but I manage to clone a control collar onto it and tell it to get in my inventory!

I thank you and begin cleaning up a little. I throw out my Broken Protractor, Congratulations note (which i crumpled when I slept with it in my pocket), Yellow Tulip (which is rotten), Chicken Clone (died), Tiny Yellow Jacket (too small doesnt fit) and the chocolate covered cherries (which I tasted but didn't like, unfortunately)

I check under my bed, find five Lumps of Coal, meaning the number is growing! I also find two iron ingots and a gold ingot.

I ask you (userlvg) if you want to do anything before I go on my vacation, or if you want to come.

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:08 pm

Aww, that's so nice! I allow the now tamed and non-deadly frankenpastry free, but I take my control collar back and put it onto my Item Cloning Machine, because it's very powerful, and i don't want anybody touching it without permission (to avoid further monstrosity-creations)

I ask you if you want to go to Hawaiiopolis for vacation, it's a cyberpunk version of Hawaii. I already have two tickets.

(I also let the frankpaste run free!)

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:30 am

I only have two tickets guys! I could get a third one, but it would involve a murder plot... and I don't think you'd be interested

I could always buy one, but I'm kind of saving up for a vacation so I can relax after going on this vacation, you know? Vacations are exhausting.

If I had the tickets, I could get you guys whatever safe, quiet place you like. But I'd be chasing thrills, man.

*Remembers i have an item cloner*

Well, if you really want a ticket, I can forge one, but that's highly illegal... I'm in tho, if you are, ivo

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sun Jun 16, 2019 2:50 pm

AAAAAHHH! They're everywhere! Kill them with fire before they lay eggs!

Oh wait.. they're friendly. Okay, well my cardio sucks, so lemme put on a Superheart for a second, it gives me peak human cardio!

*EQUIPS ITEM*

Okay, let's do this!

I begin to furiously chase these weird creatures, it takes a while for me to catch one so I hire a hobo for 5 bucks to wait around an alley with a net. Luckily, he is eager to help because he needs the five dollars and knows that I can easily find another hobo to pay 4 bucks for the same job. That's the benefit of being the only person with a house in Wander Village, where I live [in this game]. Also schadenfreude is a nice feeling.

After he catches the guy in the net, I take the net and the Thrill from him and pay him his four dollars, he leaves to go buy mayonnaise. Then, I hold the Thrill hostage and demand that every other Thrill gets in the net with him or else he will be executed by the end of the hour.

I also pass the time by making a golden clock.

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:17 pm

I am caught off guard that these creatures are excited to see their friend be executed, i wonder for a moment that they might not understand what I mean... Oh well!

I join in on the party and eat lots of food and dance a lot. After 59 minutes, I get bored and decide to execute the little guy earlier than expected.

As the Thrill wiggles happily, I take out a Bazooka and blow him into little pieces. Unfortunately, this is a Soul-Burning, Torturer's Bazooka, meaning it caused him incredibly pain and destroyed his soul (meaning he cant be brought back to life)

I look back to see if everyone is still partying, if they are I will kill the rest of them.

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:00 pm

I sit there dumbfounded.

That's it, I'm sooo done with chasing Thrills.

I head over to the abandoned graveyard and take a swim in the screaming blood lake. While I'm there, I find 15 Oracle Bones and a Bucket which I fill with screaming blood!

After a nice day , I head back home and kick everyone out, including all the Thrills still hiding in the drapes.

I Goto Sleep

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:07 pm

As I'm wandering through the black & stinky yard I am feeling sick of cheeriness, it's pretty boring and annoying. So, I decide to drop my dog plushie on the outskirts of Wander Village, unharmed but no longer welcome in my inventory. As I do this, I accidentally drop my polished ruby and it breaks in half. I leave it there as a worm eats it and leaves the graveyard.

Suddenly, I come across a Seer who offers me and only me prophecies in exchange for oracle bones, i accept.

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 12:13 pm

I give her 1 oracle bone and she gives me a prophecy that says:

Two random fruits of the world will be teleported to the wielder of this prophetic tablet.

Instantly, the prophecy comes true, and a fruit from the tree Ivo was talking about (what I will call a Rivertreefruit, for it's origin) appears in my inventory, and a Seed of First Life appears in my inventory, with 9 of these, I can create a new race!

The prophetic tablet disappears after it comes true. I hand the lady another Oracle bone because I'm addicted to this it's like gambling.

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