Loot Game

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:59 pm

(since you skipped the night, this post occurs while you are dreaming and ends when you wake up in the morning for the magical cup)

As midday leads into dusk, I give the seer another oracle bone, to which she gives me this prophecy:

The wielder of this prophetic tablet will catch mesothelioma and will be entitled to financial compensation

I ask her for another one, and give her an oracle bone in return.

The wielder of this prophetic tablet will have very good luck in opening restaurants and/or animal shelters

By now, the sun is setting, because time moves faster in the bone yard. I thank her and she spits acid on my shoes in return. Luckily, I catch it in my Bear Hands, and pray to Wudlwudl, God of Tailoring for shoes proof to both acid and some other stuff. He gives me Chemically Ultra-Stable Shoes (they do not react with other chemicals), I thank him and make an offering of two Oracle Bones, and in exchange he gives me a cool hat.

That's super cool... I go into an empty grave and go inside my home-globe and find my only other cool hat, which I got by killing my entire family at the age of 12 (AND THREE QUARTERS!!)

I combine the two and create, a Gentlemen's Fedora which instantly transforms the wielder into an immobile neckbeard that hates women. Realizing how powerful this armor is as a weapon, I put it into my Vault Room, located underneath my Bedroom, and above the Arcade & double-above the Dungeon of Pain & Pleasure (But mostly pain)

*I equip my new shoes before bed*

*I throw out my burned net, cause it's burnt. Also melt my golden clock down into two golden ingots*

*I dump the screaming blood in the sink and it calms down and says thanks for putting it out of its mystery when I drain it to The Oblivion Realm*

*I clean the bucket*

I got to bed and As I sleep, I get a dream fragment.

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:08 pm

When i wake up, I decide to make my house in this quiet, gloomy place where nobody is cheery and annoying constantly. I craft my ten oracle bones into an Oracle Scepter which, once a day, gives me a prophetic tablet.

I dig my own grave. Not the first time I've done this, last time I was a POW and the Russians were so smug it was hilarious, they didn't even think to check the tool shed for my homemade super-virus. So many millions died for their idiocy, it was so heartwarming when their country still accepted them... as a fuel source exdee.

Anyway, when I'm done I place a giant Headstone made of solid gold saying "FROGGYCHUM IS AN EPIC GAMER. DONUT DISTURB" I fill the grave with Breathable Dirt, and put my globe inside. I teleport into it and check under my bed, sure enough, like every day for the last few days, there is loot: 10x coal, 5x iron, 3x gold and a diamond.

I also turn my 150 cups of oil int 1500 barrels. I put on my glider for easy gliding.

I snort the coke and go on an epic trip full of lots of dragons and also nudity but I won't tell you because it's being adapted into a rated-R TV show, fox already ordered 3 seasons im epic.

Waking up, i get two dream fragments for dreaming so powerfully.

I cough up a FREE LEVEL from all the kokane, and put it on my bearhands, they are now capable of causing earthquakes and sonic booms. they also have enough strength to destroy a giant (60ft, 4000 lbs // 2 tons) in one punch and eviscerate it into strands of flesh and blood and bone. can punch through titanium like butter. They are also big as a five pointed star made of basketballs, but a different shape. Imagine a Sink-sized cake, that's closer in shape probably.

I decide to play some video games

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 4:53 pm

After I get a #victoryroyale in Fartnuts BR, a parody game, the Gamer-Bocks begins to print my reward: a scrumptious mysterious nut that smells so awful I throw up and have a seizure.

I enter a coma.

In my coma, I sleepwalk over to that pile of giant pillows, and they heal me because they are so comfortable.

I wake out of my coma and seeing the nice pillows instantly know this is the work of Userlvg, he is far too kind. I decide it's time to repay him, with a visit. I create fifteen Mechanical Messenger Pigeons and send one to Userlvg's location (which I dunno) and it has a note saying

"Yo bro thanks for the pillows they saved my life, you wanna meet up and hang out sometime?"
-- Sincerely froggo the epik

I decide to by some Magical Peppermint Spread from a nearby Rotted Gnome named Gego'Gnamico, which I can put on my nose to improve my sense of smell ten-thousandfold but also be able to ignore unpleasant smells. I equip it. In exchange I touch him and he cries because nobody has been nice to him in 1000 years since he died and was buried here, his family doesnt visit anymore.

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:03 pm

I sit around bored for a while, before I realize that being bored is boring, so i decide to go hunt wild boars. I leave the cemetery but before I do I craft a Return Switch, which will teleport me back to around my grave whenever I use it, so I don't get lost from home. I bury my house-globe there and put up a sign saying "RIP Froggychum he sucked who cares lol" so nobody will pay any attention to my grave, even though my security is top notch not bottom notch because the globe is locked.

After I leave the ancient boneyard, I arrive in a Murky Marsh which seems empty, but then I realize it is very misty and I hear moaning and howling, and not the good kind. I stumble upon a group of werewolves howling at the moon, while a group of Mist Spirits watch on in longing as they moan sadly. I laugh and tell them to get a job, and they get mad and attack me. Luckily, my Bear Hands are more powerful than Wolf Claws and I defeat the wolves. However, the spirits are now mourning because I killed the things they were creeping on so they try to possess me but my control collar causes them to explode into ash. I pick up the wolf claw and the ash, getting 30 Ash and 4 wolf claws. I turn 4 wolf claws into two Bear Claws, which I use to upgrade my Bear Hands twice. They are now capable of instantly removing demigods from reality with no effort. One swipe can destroy a small planet, and three can delete an Earth-sized world. I try to delete the world we are on but realize that it is so infinitely huge that I don't even scrape an microorganism. Wow. Also I can kill upwards of 1 000 000 entities, fifteen times per second. (or 15M per second or 100 000 every 150th of a second, same thing each way)

I clone the 30 ash into 60, then 120, then 240 then 480 and i calm down and put it up to 500 before stopping.

I move onwards to the Piggie Forest.

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:38 pm

As i walk to the Piggie Forest, i pick up a Murkwood Stick and craft a Murkwood Walking Stick, and then I bring it to life by hitting the dab like Grand Wizard Caliphate, the most powerful being in this realm, he owns four moons. Suddenly, I have a companion which is a Murk-Dwelling Wooden-Walker and i kill him for a Randomite Stick, which when I lick it, turns into a randomized stick.

I do this two moer times and get three total Randomite Sticks. As I see the Piggie Forest on the horizon, I clone my 500 ash into thrice into 1500 Ash then once more into 3000 Ash. Then, I combine the ash with the oil barrels 2:1 ratio to get Ashoil which is a superfuel!

I also find a Walnut and an Acorn, combining them into a Walcorn which I mix with my Scrumptious Stinknut to get a Stenwalcorn, which I break open to get 3x SEEDS OF FIRST LIFE.

I arrive at the piggie forest, and take a breather before entering

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Wed Jun 26, 2019 4:49 pm

Suddenly, right before I enter the forest, I see the Murk-Dwelling Wood-Walker come back to life and im like wtf lol i thought I killed you, so I kill him again and bury his body under 3000 feet of dirt, making a mountain known as Murkdwellingwoodwalker Mountain or Mt. Mudwwowa fo' short.

I did this by cloning some dirt. However, after cloning approximately 3000 times, I realize that I'm tired so I steal a bird's egg from their nest and eat it, then i steal the other one and they were both scrumptious in my gut-holes.

Also i realize that a mutation occured (which is like 1/5000 chance for dirt, which is medium stability) and I find a Purpleworm and I clone it into 30 Purpleworms and then I mix them with the 1500 barrels of Ashoil making 1500 barrels of Purpleworm Ashoil, an Uberfuel, which is 10x better than Superfuel ashoil.

(i got another randomized stick for killing the revived guy)

I turn the 4 randomite sticks into a Randomite Scaffold, which will become a random cubic meter block of random resource when I spit on it, but not if anyone else does, because I clone and put a control collar on it.

Now, I enter the forest and my quest to hunt boars is almost complete, as I walk in, 1000 Mushroom Minimen assault me, thinking I am an evil giant come to take their Gooberries. So, I massacre their people and burn their homes. They started it lol.

Anyway, then I take their 1000 Gooberries, which are very small, so it's just enough to make a Gooberry Pie. I move into the forest and see a boar in the brambles, I decide to fart loudly and it sees me, and rushes at me...

to be continued!

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:11 pm

Im being attacked! luckily, ima true gamer, and I pull out my Cool Demon Knife, which slices it in twain. It's so epic that mark twain shows up and gives me a copy of The Bible, with his signature! This is odd, because when he was alive he was critical of religion. I rip off his face and reveal a terrifying monster! but i rip at it again and reveal an angry human! thanks shaggy and scooby from the mystery crew, you taught me that all real monsters are actually humans are i am of a shameful breed. thanks! childrens minds have less constitution than a soggy orange, this is a great way to reset history and start a race of super soldiers, just sayin'.

Now that i've killed one boar, i've killed em all.. well not really but i can now. I pick up his drops of 5 fur and 5 meat, and commit an extinction. within the hour, i've killed all 12 332 other boars in the forest, giving me 61665 Fur and 61665 Meat. I craft them together to make 61665 Furry Meat, and then I craft those into 96 Super-Stacked Beast-Golems (Using 640 Furry Meat each time.). I still have 225 furry meat left, which i let rot into 450 rot, and then clone into 900 Rot.

These 96 Super-Stacked Beast-Golems are cool and all, but I decide to combine 64 of them an Uber-Stacked Beast-Golem and that leaves 35 weak ones alive. I let the uber-stacked feast on them until he gets to Level 35.

I put him in a Summoning Staff, and now have a Summoning Staff for LVL 35 Uber-Stacked Beast-Golem, which is very powerful.
Also, my demon knife is now level 5, and i equip it in my offhand. I grow a third arm from pure willpower and put my summoning staff in it, it's directly in the middle of my chest, but can retract to the size of an atom at will.

I also remember that i have a weapon vaulted, but i remember it's too scary to wear but i can put it on because I personally have a control colalr equipped, so it cannot destroy my mind. I mad dash back to my home and go inside, equipping the fedora and gaining the power of 1000x obese-man-sized screeching frogs with the ability to go into uncontrollable rages. i don't lose any of the benefits of being a functioning human or having a working libido or not wanting to do terrible things for stupid reasons. I also have the power to open any door, which is cool.

I throw out my bucket and my metal detector cause it's been beeping quietly in my hammerspace since i picked up the iron ingots

I clone my 900 ash into 1800 and then 3600 and throw out 600 to grow a Seed of First Life, and take it. The 3000 goes into my fuel and I turn it into 1500x Barrels of Purpleworm Rotashoil Gooberfuel, 1 gram is more powerful than the energy released in a supernova.

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Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:54 pm

I hear the unpleasant sounds of zombified boars begging for the return to their afterlife as they bleed and rot while still feeling all the pain.

Wow Ivo that is so evil omg! I would've at least given them the option to become spirits that will serve forever in servitude... but to each sinner their own lol

Anyway, I suddenly get a tablet from my staff that says

"You will meet userlvg, ivokyuftaf6666 and some dude with mayonnaise under a bridge full of cheese-trolls"

I decide to go back to my house and sit around for a while.

Meanwhile, Mt. Mudwwowa is evolving life inside it's crust, a nation of Micro-Dwarves calling themselves Acolytes of Jermin are building a Heat Star to fuel their cities but i am unaware of this.

I decide to take a nap and to get to bed i count sheep, and I count 112 of them and get 112 Sleepfleece, which when I wake up later (with a Dream Fragment) i CRAFT into 7 Sleepfleece Tunics which I need someone to wear. I decide to capture 7 dwarves, and I create a Life-scanner to find them, but i end of finding the aforementioned microdwarves, they are too small to wear a full tunic, so I capture 49 of them and cut my tunics into those many pieces.

Then, I put the 49 MicroDwarves to sleep in a new room of my house called the MicroDwarf Emporium, and I create a robot to clip their toenails, so i can harvest their Dwarven Toenails, which can be used to make Dworffscal, which is a strong metal-like biological material that can be used to make armor.

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Edit: my house now has 5 rooms, which are The Bedroom, the Vault, the Arcade, the Dungeon of Pain & Pleasure but Mostly Pain & the MicroDwarf Emporium.

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