=-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

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Post by Ml08180 » Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:39 pm

I guess it really depends on your choice of Axioms
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:56 pm

I'll have a small axiom with fries please.
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Post by Ml08180 » Tue Jul 28, 2020 2:51 am

That'll be √(3)/2 ₯
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Post by vraiment » Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:16 pm

can I refill the axiom?
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Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:53 pm

yes, but it costs you 99 cents per refill.
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Post by vraiment » Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:40 pm

that's not a free refill! I want my money back!
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:54 pm

oh but the money-back guarantee isn't free either
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Post by vraiment » Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:03 pm

but I got my axioms when the promotions for the payed money back guarantee was included!
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:41 pm

We are sorry you're experiencing this issue. Please know that your comfort is very important to us.
Thank you for contacting customer support. Have a nice day!
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Post by vraiment » Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:30 pm

Wait, no! You are not allowing me to (justifiably) yell at you while you can't do anything to help me!
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:46 pm

Please accept this complimentary table that you may flip onto this complimentary cardboard cutout customer service representative for recreational purposes.
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Post by vraiment » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:39 am

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Please accept this complimentary table that you may flip onto this complimentary cardboard cutout customer service representative for recreational purposes.
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that sounds like an actual good idea
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Post by ThingerDudes » Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:39 am

don't be mean to cardboard cutouts of minimum wage employees
they have rights too

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Post by vraiment » Mon Aug 10, 2020 7:02 am

cardboard cutouts have cardboard rights
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Post by ThingerDudes » Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:05 pm

do they have voting rights?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:22 pm

cardboard voting rights probably
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Post by vraiment » Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:01 pm

great, they can vote for their cardboard pres
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Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Aug 13, 2020 7:46 pm

can non-cardboard vote for cardboard president?
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Post by vraiment » Fri Aug 14, 2020 5:03 am

of course, non-cardboard ppl are ppl after all
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Post by Greyson » Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:23 pm

Cardboard is probably one of the most underrated inventions of modern time.

Versatile, durable, mediocre heat insulator, you get what I mean.

But it definitely does not come to mind when someone asks you "Hey, what are your 3 most favourite inventions of modern time?".

Still a fire hazard though. PSA: do not keep a pile of cardboard in your cellar or something. Or anywhere really.

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