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Fading memories

Post by lil timmy » Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:52 am

I lurk in the murky waters of memory, releasing clarity with my toes in the mud.

I drift aimlessly from the present only to find earth, ground, solid, brown, strength, rock

I pace the past for what couldn't have been

The deception is that it never was.

We seek patterns that don't exist and find peace where it isn't and has never been

I strain my eyes but has no sight, only smell.

I press my brain for the Real, but it's all.. . real


The paths are stories, stories locked, stories kept.


You can find in me only what was never there

To those who saw, what was I?
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Re: Fading memories

Post by Froggychum » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:38 am

much emotional; i cried blood. like normal human person does.

also, the answer to this riddle is: Mayonnaise!

welcome back, lil timmy!
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Re: Fading memories

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:46 pm

hey lil timmy!
it's all real indeed.
we haven't seen you since Obama
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Re: Fading memories

Post by lil timmy » Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:28 pm

Froggy chum: not to be rude, but, have we met?

Hey Atomgeneral, it's been awhile huh? So much has changed! How have things been here?

Are the old ones still wandering these halls?
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Re: Fading memories

Post by Froggychum » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:16 pm

Froggy chum: not to be rude, but, have we met?
No offense taken! We haven't spoken before, but my comment was welcoming you back to the forums in general, not to me personally, if that makes sense!
we haven't seen you since Obama
I haven't seen half my family since Obama.... I still can't find out where he 's keeping them !
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Re: Fading memories

Post by Ml08180 » Thu May 06, 2021 3:44 pm

lil timmy wrote:
Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:28 pm
Are the old ones still wandering these halls?
A few. The old ways have faded, replaced by *checks notes* tok tok.
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Re: Fading memories

Post by Froggychum » Thu May 06, 2021 4:56 pm

SMH my head, it's called tik tik, you person born between 1946 and 1964
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Re: Fading memories

Post by Ml08180 » Thu May 06, 2021 8:44 pm

You can keep your dik-diks, you person born between 2005-2019, bbcode is immortal
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Re: Fading memories

Post by lil timmy » Fri May 07, 2021 4:35 am

Obama feels like so long ago...I remember walking into a hunting store in some remote town and seeing advertised paper targets in his likeness... I thought that was pretty harsh, but after the last 4 years, that target seems pretty tame.

I had to google "checks notes" but what's tok tok? Rubbish?

Nice to see you M! Long times it has been..
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Re: Fading memories

Post by Froggychum » Fri May 07, 2021 7:02 pm

Pffft. You believe in Obama? Everyone knows ""he"" was just a mass hysteria caused by 4g chemtrails developed on the moon (which is made of cheese) by gay jewish nazi dinosaurs.

Yeah, Hitler never killed himself. He became a cyborg velociraptor, converted to judaism, awoke to his homosexuality and hijacked a ride on secret government drones to the cheese moon.
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Re: Fading memories

Post by Ml08180 » Thu May 13, 2021 8:22 pm

lil timmy wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 4:35 am
Obama feels like so long ago...I remember walking into a hunting store in some remote town and seeing advertised paper targets in his likeness... I thought that was pretty harsh, but after the last 4 years, that target seems pretty tame.
Even for the era that was tame. An HOA in my hometown had to force a man to take down a lynching effigy off of his lawn. I count it as the only decent thing an HOA has ever done.
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Nice to see you M! Long times it has been..
Very long. Sometimes I hover my mouse over the bookmark for here after not being on for a long time and worry I'll be greeted by a 404 error, but so far the end is not nigh.
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Re: Fading memories

Post by Froggychum » Sat May 15, 2021 1:47 am

I count it as the only decent thing an HOA has ever done.
Sadly, that's rather accurate.
Very long. Sometimes I hover my mouse over the bookmark for here after not being on for a long time and worry I'll be greeted by a 404 error, but so far the end is not nigh.
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Re: Fading memories

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat May 15, 2021 10:12 am

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun May 16, 2021 1:49 pm

perfect :D
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Re: Fading memories

Post by Froggychum » Sun May 16, 2021 11:44 pm

Me after three servings at thanksgiving dinner, pretending I don't plan to have a fourth.
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Re: Fading memories

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:58 pm

I think we're so caught up in whether reptiles can experience indecisiveness that we haven't asked ourselves if they should
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jun 16, 2021 4:59 pm

are you... indecisive about whether reptiles should experience indecisiveness?
should you be?
I think you should, because that's entirely an internal reptile matter, no concern of any non-reptile. Let them decide for themselves if they should be indecisive.
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Re: Fading memories

Post by Froggychum » Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:23 am

Or... not?
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Re: Fading memories

Post by Ml08180 » Mon Jun 28, 2021 2:11 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Wed Jun 16, 2021 4:59 pm
I think you should, because that's entirely an internal reptile matter, no concern of any non-reptile. Let them decide for themselves if they should be indecisive.
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