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Ml08180 · Post by **Ml08180** » Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:28 pm

hi belt I'm dad

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:55 pm

Nice to meet you, would you like some tea? Maybe you'd like to sleep in my home for a few nights, be given some free money, or to hold my children?

Wait... your name is weird. "Dad" doesn't sound like one of the three acceptable personal names in my country! You're not from a different country than I am, are you?

If you are, I'll have to ask you to politely run away in tears of fears as I pull out my shotgun loaded with illegal recalled experimental agony shells so that I can ~~indulge in my sociopathic desire for legal murder~~ defend my property and my wife's virtue!

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

muh prahpurdy! and muh sekuna menment!

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Tue Apr 13, 2021 6:21 pm

based and gunpilled

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:13 pm

a "gun pill" is basically just a bullet?

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:00 am

yes. And a male bullet is a bull

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:08 am

makes perfect sense!

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:18 am

just wait until you here what they call an asexual or hermaphroditic bullet!

Ml08180 · Post by **Ml08180** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:28 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:13 pm
a "gun pill" is basically just a bullet?

yes, but they're only covered by the Ultra Platinum Premium insurance package*weeps in privatized healthcare*

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:06 am

i don't need insurance

not when i have a gun

Ml08180 · Post by **Ml08180** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 5:03 pm

Ah, the old "shoot the broken leg until it stops" trick

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 8:48 pm

yessir

just shoot the bones back into place

Ml08180 · Post by **Ml08180** » Thu May 06, 2021 3:50 pm

I think I'll just drink my bone hurting juice and call it a day

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Thu May 06, 2021 4:57 pm

Be careful, bone hurting juice is made mostly from Anticalcium, which may lead you to developing a skeletal deficiency

Worst case scenario your skeleton will get sick of that crap, and just walk out on you one night. He'll take your best hat when he does it, too.

Ml08180 · Post by **Ml08180** » Thu May 06, 2021 8:53 pm

In this economy? He'd be lucky to get a job as a prop for witch.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Fri May 07, 2021 6:59 pm

Too real.

This is why I hate [INSERT CURRENT PRESIDENT]! When will we get the Spookiest Amendment for ghoulish rights?

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Thu Jul 15, 2021 1:17 am

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:41 am

Tom goes bump in the night.

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

hi tom!
welcome back to the infinite 16599 post thread

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Thu Jul 15, 2021 1:38 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 15, 2021 12:04 pm
hi tom!
welcome back to the infinite 16599 post thread

that was really nice of you to say thank you how have been owle yerm

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