The Daily Thread

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I am going on a seaside holiday very soon.
Yay! This is so exciting! The summer and the seaside are so wonderful!

I hope you'll have a nice time at the beach!

[Froggychum]

Ivo was lost in a freak shark attack, when a shark emerged from the ocean and grew legs to walk fifteen feet onto the shoreline before grasping the bulgarian man in his jaws and returning to the ocean. Some eye witness reports state that they heard the shark say "Come with me to the sea kingdom, his majesty has called for your presence"

The body has not been found.

[My sleep schedule is ruined and im tired. hence the tendency to do the internet act known as "fecal comment submission" better known outside the wordsmith community as 'shitposting' (translations currently unavailable to various languages)]

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[Froggychum]

Have fun! I also hope to go to the beach soon, but it depends on how long the weather holds up...

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I think it's very likely that there will be a weather.

[assdef]

And I assume the weather holds up just like any armed robbery criminal - with a gun?

[Tom]

atomlongeterio is a big 'ole dummy

[Froggychum]

atomlongeterio is a big 'ole dummy

I always imagined him as a young and small dummy, but I suppose you're interpretation is as good as any.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

what if I'm a dummy with no age or size

[Tom]

what if I'm a dummy with no age or size

big and 'ole are modifiers to the amount of dummyness

[Froggychum]

Is it possible to get an exact measure of a person's dummyness value?
Can it be converted into other types of energy?

[assdef]

what if I'm a dummy with no age or size

big and 'ole are modifiers to the amount of dummyness

whatever, dood. your signature is small. get a bigger one.

[Froggychum]

Wow, insulting a man's signature. Low blow.

Really, it's the bottom most part of the post. How could you do that to Tom?

[Greyson]

How could you do that to Tom?

Tom is basically one of the cryptids of asdf, being gone for up to half a decade and returning with the most clever posts, due to the massive amounts of knowledge gathered during the absence.
I love him. Or rather cryptids. Like mothman. So cute.

But assdef is right, i think i remember Tom's signature being longer in the past. Does that mean the universe is shrinking D:


Or i could just be having false memories, but that's pretty unlikely.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

i think i remember Tom's signature being longer in the past. Does that mean the universe is shrinking D:

no, it means you've grown so much since then!

[Froggychum]

That's not the only thing that's grown

Of course, I'm referring to the national debt.

[Shai'tan]

Today I'm home. Came home yesterday from a 2 week vacation at our cabin. It was nice.

It's hot now.

I'm vaccinated (1st shot).

Tomorrow we're celebrating my daugthers 8th birthday. Time flies. And walks. And crawls.

Does it also swim?

[Froggychum]

Today I'm home. Came home yesterday from a 2 week vacation at our cabin. It was nice.

Nice! Did you get a chance to talk with ol' Nessie? She won't return my calls about the $3.50 she owes me.

It's hot now.

Not nice! (except for going to the beach or a swimming pool, I guess)

I'm vaccinated (1st shot).

How are you feeling about windows 10?

Tomorrow we're celebrating my daugthers 8th birthday. Time flies. And walks. And crawls.

And soon, she will be all grown up and trying to be a YouTuber instead of getting a real career! Hurray!

Does it also swim?

No, but it drinks our tears.

[assdef]

Tomorrow we're celebrating my daugthers 8th birthday. Time flies. And walks. And crawls.

Your daughter is 8?!?!?! Shit, I remember when you announced she was born. That post is around here some where. Hang on, brb.

[assdef]

Found it:

Today I became a dad to the most amazing little girl!

Also this is my 25000 post, another milestone reached.