=-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

[atomtengeralattjaro]

that's because it's a racecar, so it's so fast it loops back on itself
racecaracecaracecaracecaracecaracecaracecaracecaracecaracecar

[Froggychum]

I can literally hear that

[Ml08180]

Literally hearing something is 45% more enjoyable than only figuratively hearing it

[Froggychum]

Source?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

he probably literally heard it somewhere

[Froggychum]

Wow!! That's 45% more reliable than figuratively hearing it somewhere!

Now I can be almost 45.3% sure that he's not secretly a Russian sleeper agent!! What a relief!

[assdef]

Lies. It's a proven fact that 83% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

[Froggychum]

83% x 45.3% = 37.599%

Meaning, I was only 7.701% dishonest!!

That is still 92% more honest than the Least Evil Politician!

[b1tpunk]

so, what do we post here? anything??

i don't want to upset the masses, even posting this into the thread makes me nervous.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

yes, pretty much anything respectful.
no need to be nervous, it's not like there are millions of ghosts watching our every move
(are there?)

[Froggychum]

yes, pretty much anything respectful.

shut up poopie! plhblthhllbhllhhhlt (blow my tongue at you)

there are millions of ghosts watching our every move

jokes on them, that's my kink.

my ancestors are either unspeakably disappointed in my sins, or a little turned on by my antics.

either way, i don't care; they dead and im alive. checkmate

[Evai]

scooby dooby doo, where are you

he's in the bathroom, havin a poo

scooby dooby doo, where is he?

he's in the toilet, havin a wee

[assdef]

That's not how that song goes.

[Froggychum]

Who died and made you the King of Music?

[assdef]

Bob Saget

[Froggychum]

Just the other day someone in the chat of an MMO, we were lamenting Douglas Adams untimely death

And then someone came outta nowhere, with "Unlike Bob Saget, who God took from us too late"

[Ml08180]

He's not dead, just hibernating until the internet dies down so he can return to being Vine for Television without all that competition.

[Froggychum]

Didn't realize til now the dude died literally a couple days ago.

The guy who first informed me must have been seriously overjoyed when the report finally came out.

I wonder if Bob Saget killed his family or something...

Actually, maybe assdef has a similar story?

[assdef]

I am no murderer! How dare you accuse me of such things! I WILL KILL YOU

[Froggychum]

Ha! Try it if you can, buddy!

*dons protective full-body condom*