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b1tpunk · Post by **b1tpunk** » Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:20 pm

You clicked on it, now reply below.

What should you reply? I don't care, surprise me.

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:32 pm

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:48 pm

PRAISE THE CAPTAIN !! LORD ASSDEF !! SIGN MY FACE !!

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

should he sign your face like normal, or in reverse so that you can see the proper signature in the mirror?

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 1:18 pm

I was hoping he could sign it in the True Tongue, which would show the same message regardless of time and space.

If that's not possible, I'll settle for either.

Ml08180 · Post by **Ml08180** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 4:00 pm

if he signed your face in a way that disregards time, wouldn't that mean you are already signed? If he were to sign it, would he simply trace over the existing signature, and at that point does it count as a signature? Much to think about.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 6:32 pm

No paradox here. You see, when he ~originally~ makes the choice to sign my face in True Tongue, that moment would no longer be a 'point in time', but rather, time would use that moment as it's new source to flow from.

Once the choice is made, it cannot be unmade.

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:21 pm

SIGN-CEPTION

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:53 pm

The Signature Paradox

Katuya · Post by **Katuya** » Sun Mar 20, 2022 5:53 am

You shouldn't just steal threads assdf! They're in limited supply

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sun Mar 20, 2022 5:57 am

pfft i dont take financial advice from people who format their posts

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Sun Mar 20, 2022 3:39 pm

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:35 am

Assdef was piloted by Alex Baldwin all along???

Post by **Shai'tan** » Mon Mar 21, 2022 5:20 pm

assdef wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 20, 2022 3:39 pm

I want a raise.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Mon Mar 21, 2022 6:11 pm

and i want a six hundred pound dommy mommy to crush me beneath her unwashed feet and call me her little piggy but we dont all get what we want now do we???

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Wed Mar 23, 2022 2:08 am

Shai'tan wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 21, 2022 5:20 pm
I want a raise.

Granted. The current wage that the ASDForums™ pays you is hereby doubled.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Wed Mar 23, 2022 2:13 am

0x2=0

Post by **Shai'tan** » Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:49 pm

assdef wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 23, 2022 2:08 am

Shai'tan wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 21, 2022 5:20 pm
I want a raise.
Granted. The current wage that the ASDForums™ pays you is hereby doubled.

Thanks, I'll make sure to put this money to good use.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Thu Mar 24, 2022 12:59 am

don't you go out and spend it all in one go, now!

you won't get another nickel from you ol' gran poppy if you don't show him that you can use your money wisely!

huh? no, invest? why would that be smart? no, im telling you to go and launder it kiddo! crime pays, dont listen to the feds!

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Thu Mar 24, 2022 3:41 am

Froggychum wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 23, 2022 2:13 am
0x2=0

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