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by Ml08180 » Mon Jan 17, 2022 10:05 pm
Froggychum wrote: ↑Mon Jan 17, 2022 7:17 pm
Ml08180 wrote:Footlong or 6"?
Are you insinuating that depending on the length of the sandwich, he should celebrate his count differently?!
when someone lands a model RC plane in a field, it's nothing special. Landing an airliner, however...
atomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑Mon Jan 17, 2022 8:41 pm
Ml08180 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 17, 2022 7:09 pm
Alternatively, someone could make a bot that gathers stats about this thread, say, weekly. Or something. Definitely completely unrelated but how many requests per minute to the server would get someone IP banned? Asking for a friend.
If only
someone could access the database directly...
good point, I forgot about the Web Gnomes!
Evai wrote: ↑Mon Jan 17, 2022 7:58 pm
I like cheese sandwiches
HEATHEN
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by assdef » Tue Jan 18, 2022 4:54 pm
mmmm...cheese
Also, no watermark? How will I know where the water is now if it isn't marked?!?!?!
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by Froggychum » Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:00 pm
You bastards! Assdef is an old man, and will surely die without access to fresh, clean, and clearly-marked drinking water!
How cruel...
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by Evai » Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:13 pm
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by Froggychum » Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:46 pm
Ughhh...
Aquafina...
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by Evai » Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:35 pm
https://www.fruugo.co.uk/aquafina-water ... 7-88366618
£74 plus £7.49 shipping, aquafina must be very very good water
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by Froggychum » Wed Jan 19, 2022 2:59 am
No way, it's stuck in Shit Tier along with Dasani.
At least Nestle tastes at least as decent as tap water - which is a damn low bar - even if they do commit heinous crimes
Edit: Not saying anything good about Nestle for giggles, they just only sell three water brands in my location (that i know of)
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by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jan 19, 2022 7:03 am
I thought she was a rapper and actor (and also a voice in the Dark Crystal netflix show!)
I truly feel for all those untold numbers of people without access to good tap water.
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by Evai » Wed Jan 19, 2022 8:45 am
I enjoy some good faucet water every now and then
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by Froggychum » Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:37 am
Tap water always tastes like halitosis.
I wonder why...
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by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jan 19, 2022 7:04 pm
TIL there is a technical term for bad breath.
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by Shai'tan » Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:05 pm
TIL
Quote of the Ages:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:The Forums of ASDF turn, and Pages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Page that gave it birth comes again. On one Page, called the Six Hundred and Ninety Fifth Page by some, a Page yet to come, a Page long past, a post was made by atomtengeralattjaro. The post was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Forums of ASDF. But it was a beginning.
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by Froggychum » Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:14 pm
You learned?
I haven't done that in years...
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by Tom » Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:23 pm
Water ranking, based on taste only
Spring water (Zephyrhills brand where I live)
Brita pitcher or other filtered water
Nestle pure life
Tap water
My own peepee
Dasani
Aquafina
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by Evai » Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:45 pm
Liquids ranked
1: Water
2: Tea
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by Tom » Fri Jan 21, 2022 1:00 am
Mountain dew spark
Mountain dew code red
Mountain dew melon madness
Mountain dew Baja blast
Mountain dew
Mountain dew voltage
Coke
Water
Coffee
Tea
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by Froggychum » Fri Jan 21, 2022 1:26 am
1. Lemonade
2. Milkshakes
3. Everything Else
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by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:37 am
honey
printer ink
ancient sarcophagus juice
liquid oxygen
TotalBoat clear epoxy
honey
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by assdef » Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:38 pm
Milk
Milk
Lemonade
Around the corner fudge is made
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by Froggychum » Fri Jan 21, 2022 6:13 pm
honey
printer ink
ancient sarcophagus juice
liquid oxygen
TotalBoat clear epoxy
honey
This is what I was giving to my kids, until the government took them away.
I also pushed in the soft spot of their heads when they were babies, because 4chan told me it would make them grow up smarter.
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