I'm bored

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Fri May 20, 2022 4:16 pm

assdef wrote: ↑
Fri May 20, 2022 6:03 am
God save the queen!

I'm sure God has multiple copies of all queens saved on external hard drives.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Fri May 20, 2022 5:39 pm

and vice versa

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Fri May 20, 2022 11:16 pm

Welcome to AOL!

You have email!

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sat May 21, 2022 12:20 am

You damn technowizard! I don't need email, I need chainmail! The barbarians are invading!

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sat May 21, 2022 2:07 pm

Froggychum wrote: ↑
Fri May 20, 2022 5:39 pm
and vice versa

External hard drives have multiple copies of God saved on all queens?
Queens (a borough of New York City, coextensive with Queens County, in the U.S. state of New York) has multiple Gods saved on all driving externalities?

Froggychum wrote: ↑
Sat May 21, 2022 12:20 am
You damn technowizard! I don't need email, I need chainmail! The barbarians are invading!

Why use chainmail when you can use blackmail instead.
Just email their boss and ask them to not invade please. You can attach a file with spyware in it and use it to gather dirt you can use to blackmail them.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sat May 21, 2022 11:25 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑
Sat May 21, 2022 2:07 pm
Why use chainmail when you can use blackmail instead.
Just email their boss and ask them to not invade please. You can attach a file with spyware in it and use it to gather dirt you can use to blackmail them.

I tried that, but it turns out barbarian culture is extremely pro-polygamy, and I just made their chieftain look better by revealing he is simultaneously sleeping with ~200 women. Sometimes mutliple at once.

They have gotten more eager to serve his will and invade these lands! Send help! Great Khan Chad the Terrible is already at our borders!

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Sun May 22, 2022 2:20 pm

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sun May 22, 2022 3:28 pm

I hate britbongers!!!1

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Sun May 22, 2022 10:05 pm

I'm giving this thread the evai award of 2022

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Mon May 23, 2022 6:10 am

Nepotism

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Mon May 23, 2022 7:23 pm

I like cats, but not that much

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Mon May 23, 2022 7:45 pm

Oh you like cats? You know who else liked cats?
That's right. adolf hitler.
You got some splaining to do

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Mon May 23, 2022 9:27 pm

Didn't he have cat blood

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Mon May 23, 2022 11:49 pm

: tiger blood.jpeg (60.88 KiB) Viewed 2622 times

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Tue May 24, 2022 6:17 am

pretty sure it's illegal to possess tiger blood in most countries...

seems like a self report

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Tue May 24, 2022 7:46 pm

I'm logging out

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Tue May 24, 2022 7:51 pm

Cookies die when you log out

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Tue May 24, 2022 7:52 pm

Oops! I'm never logging out again. I didn't even log out this time. I was just making a reference to another time a person said they were logging out, which seemed like a memorable thing to remember and make references to...

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Tue May 24, 2022 7:59 pm

You mean this?
Your memory is astonishing.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Tue May 24, 2022 8:05 pm

You're breathtaking!

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