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#OldManOldHabits

[Froggychum]

Dude I relate so hard to being unable to break habits...

Back in my day, we use to have the [racial slur]s do [humiliating activity] while me & my buddies [committed human rights violations]! We'd just laugh and laugh, especially whenever [caricature of marginalized person] went ahead to [do harmful stereotype]!! Seriously, it was great... but nothing could beat the rare moment when [traumatizing event] struck down those lesser folk!!! Sometimes, the whole town'd even join in and [exhibit truly evil behavior]!!!!

It was just innocent humor with the boys - back when boys were boys! Unlike today, where the libs made that illegal because they want to [politically incoherent messaging] and are owned by [baseless head-empty conspiracy]...

Honestly, all of this would just be solved so simply, if only [call to violence].

But alas, that will never happen because [blame foreigners]... it's not even like we're prejudiced! It's not discrimination to want this country to harken back to the old age and reinstill [discriminatory practices]! It's just tradition!

Anyways, like you I find it tough to break habits. This old dog doesn't learn new tricks! Just the other day my pink-haired fat lesbian niece came over to try and force me to sell my soul to Facebook! When I said I wouldn't do that, [fake story]! Can you believe her!?!?!? But, I'm no modern-day sissyboy, I'm a real American beer-chugging lumber-chopping bear-wrestling man! So, I [made up power trip that reveals underlying psychology issues]! And everyone [had an unrealistic reaction to this kind of behavior]!

It just goes to show that I'm not alone! Just the other day, I [self-report extremely sussy behavior] with several other pals! My wife was against it, but then I [bullied her into silence with domestic abuse] later, we made up by [questionably consensual sex]

In the future I plan to [commit treason] in order to [return to a bygone era]! We will definitely succeed! Anyway, here's a link to [shady website that looks like it was made in early 2000s]:

www.trueamericanpatriotistrevolutionaryarmy.com/donate

#OldManOldHabits

[Evai]

I always make the tea in this order : teabag, sugar, water, milk. Oldmanoldhabits haha

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Hey where do you think you're going? You gotta give froggy his validation points!
He just wrote a piece of sketch comedy that dragged on a little too long but it was still funny, so you have to compliment him, you know how he gets without his validation points.. be sure to give the correct amount though, don't want to cause an overdose event!

[Evai]

I'm part of the Tiktok generation, and I feel his piece could use a little workshopping, refining and tweaking. All the while cutting some of the more questionable content, which tended to scare away modern readers...

Presenting : The Evai Cut (Directors edition)


Dude I relate so hard to being unable to break habits...

Back in my day, me & my buddies, we'd just laugh and laugh!! Seriously, it was great...

It was just innocent humor with the boys - back when boys were boys!

Anyways, like you I find it tough to break habits. This old dog doesn't learn new tricks! Can you believe that?!?!? I'm a real American beer-chugging lumber-chopping bear-wrestling man!

It just goes to show that I'm not alone!


www.trueamericanpatriotistrevolutionaryarmy.com/donate

#OldManOldHabits

[Froggychum]

Hey where do you think you're going? You gotta give froggy his validation points!
He just wrote a piece of sketch comedy that dragged on a little too long but it was still funny, so you have to compliment him, you know how he gets without his validation points.. be sure to give the correct amount though, don't want to cause an overdose event!

I'm a big boy. I need a big amount of validation points!!

Rawr

Presenting : The Evai Cut (Directors edition)

Did you just commit plagiarism??

I will be contacting my lawyers! Be warned, they are 8-foot tall demonic toads which are both immortal and invincible, and they're pasttimes include turning defendants into midday snacks! They can get away with it too, because of the system's internal corruption.

The only way to avoid this is forwarding your weekly wages to:

www.demonictoadfeedingfund.com/about_us/payment_options

failure to do so will result in "The Vore Ending" - I personally do not recommend taking this route. It is dull and uninteresting, compared to any number of the more rare Secret Endings!

[Evai]

This site can’t be reachedCheck if there is a typo in www.demonictoadfeedingfund.com.
If spelling is correct, try running windows network Diagnostics.
DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN

WHAT DO I DO

[Froggychum]

Oh crap, hurry hurry!! Close your firewall! Fast fast!

THEY'RE COMING!!! YOU HAVE TO OPEN THE WEBSI---?!

THEY FOUND HIM! OH GODS, EVAI, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--!!!!!

[Evai]

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Hello, it's me. The new Evai.

[Froggychum]

Noooo! The CIA blackbagged him and replaced him with a dopple

Same damn thing those pigs did to my late wife... I was so so powerless to stop them......

Justice will come, you bastards. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow - But no empire lasts forever.
There is a fire under your ass, better get to putting it out, eh?