Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]

[assdef]

BASIC, bitch

[vraiment]

I'm not one for esoteric programming languages, but this one made me laugh:
https://tabloid.vercel.app/ (Click it, it will surprise you! )

That's a way to simplify the "learn to code" meme to certain subset of the population used to write clickbait and that don't have jobs anymore

this is terrible I love it.

The other day I was trying to explain to a senior dev why it's bad that the last updated timestamp was in the future. I think I might have also been trying to explain that unix time doesn't have timezones.

this is further evidence that timezones were a mistake and should be abolished.

.

I recently got pilled on by 5 senior devs in my job only for them to not get to the point of my design and it will be implemented regardless. It was fun though. They understand last updated timestamps shouldn't be on the future though.

Python

Let me write something to scare you: ;

BASIC, bitch

Iug

[lass9]

Hello, what games do you play the most? I battlefield only and fifa write what kind of games you play, so I might try to play other games myself

[bengt45]

I also only fifa or battlefield for me are the best games, but I only like games like that

[ole44]

I only play Gothic II there, other games, now I don't play anymore, I used to play battlefield

[Froggychum]

Strange that we've got a few new users in a row now with near-identical usernames...

Any funny business going on right now, mods?

(I also said this in the discussion thread, but it's actually more evident here so lemme just CTRL C + CTRL V real quick lmao)

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Yeah I'm watching. I'm only like 98.7% sure that they are spammers of some kind, but their usernames/emails/IP addresses don't show up on a blacklist and they haven't started to advertise yet. We'll see. Maybe if we poke them with a stick?

*pokes with stick*
Hi, how are you? Got anything to sell us?

[lass9]

I'm not sure about the other guy, but I'm not the spammer. I like to play games( old ones) I have a website called : [link removed because it is a fishy website that also has a bunch of casino links lol] ( so I like to share and talk ) with others

[atomtengeralattjaro]

That's moderately funny so I'm leaving that up, but without the link. And you're banned. Next?

[Froggychum]

Nooo not my shady link

Where will I get my computer viruses now, atom??!


But fr are bots getting smarter now (( )) are or these dudes getting paid to do this? Maybe the internet casino has their family held hostage for smth... shoulda won more blackjack I guess - seems like a skill issue

And now our mods are banning these sigma males for simply shooting their shot...

sighs.... literally 1984

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[atomtengeralattjaro]

idk, might be some "jobs" make you do this kind of thing, if you're despearte to "earn money online", you have to get through antispam measures and such. Which would be kinda sad, but that's just a part of the larger sad thing that is the way the world works today.

Anyway, click here for free b00bz: www.definitelynotaphishingscam.com/feedmedata

Spoiler:  

I'm glad that link did not give me up or let me down

[Froggychum]

which is part of the even sadder thing that is the fact that we didnt just stay in the primordial soup

was so cozy too

stupid earliest common ancestor and your dumb evolution

i dont wanna be a hairy monkey with thinking i just wanna be a single cellular organism

fuuu-

[atomtengeralattjaro]

that's just the mitochondria talking from inside you

(oops, did we go offtopic in this serious thread?
not really, everything is programming after all)

[asdf sucks]

ok

[milo23]

I tried to create an android application but it didn't work out as I wanted and I gave up maybe I'll try to do something

[Froggychum]

I tried to create an android application but it didn't work out as I wanted and I gave up maybe I'll try to do something

My experience with programming summed up pretty nicely

(though it's been spread across a couple languages, like HTML or Python)

[mitchel2]

I also once tried to make some applications for the phone, it was fun to do, but the effect was not visible, unfortunately, I probably will never try again

[Froggychum]

silence, robo-scum!
what did you do to mitchel1!?!?

[billy5]

I will also want to learn how to create applications, I am curious how it is done

[Froggychum]

AI fuck off!

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