sorry but i had to share this lmaooo

[Froggychum]

[Evai]

'ello, me old froggychum

I'm gnot a gnelf

I'm gnot a gnoblin

I'm a gnome!

And you've been gnomed

[Froggychum]

how dare you defile this most holiest of threads???

[Evai]

If it has a hole, you should patch it up quickly

[Froggychum]

what's deeper

a black hole
or a plot hole?

my vote is the latter since continuity would definitely be (of) a higher order than physical laws

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Maybe black holes are just plot holes of the universe?

[Froggychum]

that only sounds profound if youre high as balls

so yeah its pretty deep bruh

[vraiment]

Maybe black holes are just plot holes of the universe?

this actually makes a lot of sense, is like when scientists don't know what's happening and they just say "is a singularity"

[Froggychum]

scientists cannot explain literally everything in the universe so therefore covid is fake (and gay)

thanks for coming to my TedTalk, i love having an internet where my voice is equal to people who aren't retarded

[vraiment]

What makes you think is equal? What if is louder? (Or not louder)

[Froggychum]

STEP 1
if equal, then bad

if louder, then worse

if not louder, then good

STEP 2
is not worse and is not good
must be bad

STEP 3
bad is equal
therefore true

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its simple logic, you woke liberal

[vraiment]

I'm pretty sure I'm awake and I free (as in libre), however I don't think you mean the same think I do so let's put that aside for a minure.

However, here is your algorithm:

Code: Select all

const user = users.byName("Froggychum¨)
const notRetardedPeople = people.findBy(People.Qualifier, "IS(retarded)")
const notRetardedPeopleVoice = notRetardedPeople
    .reduce { voice, person -> voice + person.voice } / notRetardedPeople.size
    
if (user.voice == notRetardedPeopleVoice) {
    return "bad"
} else if (user.voice < notRetardedPeopleVoice) {
    return "worse"
} else {
    return "good"
}

[Evai]

Y'all can't go around throwing the hard r like that

[Froggychum]

Y'all can't go around throwing the hard r like that

im autistic i get a pass

tho depends on what hard r we talking here

[atomtengeralattjaro]

it may have been about vraiment misspelling "minute" as "minure"
although I'd consider that a soft r, more like manure

[Evai]

Y'all never heard of pirates? Only they are allowed

[vraiment]

In Mexico we are also allowed, for example:

Rapido coRRen los tRenes caRgados de azucaR poR el feRRocaRRil

[Evai]

Mexico? Is that where mexicans are born?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Ah. An ancient reference?

Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.

[Evai]

Nope, you've just read too many posts