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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Shai'tan » Sat Apr 22, 2023 9:35 pm

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Apr 22, 2023 10:34 pm

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(also i have my last two freshman year exams for uni tomorrow & the day after, wish me luck!)
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sun Apr 23, 2023 4:44 am

from the local submarine himself???

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Sun Apr 23, 2023 11:02 am

If you have subccess, you should see a doctor about that


Oh hey, it's Doctor What, returning!

That'll be a $100,000 returning asdf tax fee, please :smile:
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sun Apr 23, 2023 11:30 am

BREAKING NEWS: DOCTOR EVAI SCAMS INNOCENT FROG OF HIS LUNCH MONEY, MILLIONS DEAD IN MOMENTS!!!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Apr 23, 2023 1:14 pm

wait how was your lunch money the thing that kept millions from suddenly perishing, we need to look into this
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Mon Apr 24, 2023 2:30 am

yeah yeah keep blaming the victim

its always "why does this footage that you leaked show you secretly capturing and torturing the missing children of political leaders while publicly aggravating international political tensions in order to bring us all closer towards nuclear annihilation!?!?" and never "how was your day, Froggychum?"

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by gh0st » Wed Apr 26, 2023 6:28 am

the frog's federal reserve lunch money was the life blood pumping through the hollowed out global economy; following decades of loose lunch monetary policy, the system collapsed in on itself.

The world on the brink and hanging by a thread, chairman Froggy stepped in with a policy of quantitative fasting, instituted lunch austerity and singlehandedly restarted the factories of innovation. HAIL to the CHIEF
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Wed Apr 26, 2023 4:19 pm

this is the real history they refuse to teach you!

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by gh0st » Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:49 pm

hot singles in your area are want to ____!!!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Wed Apr 26, 2023 11:25 pm

Y'all looking to get BANNED?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Uly » Thu Apr 27, 2023 3:10 pm

I just spent $150 on some psd underwear #taxreturns
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Thu Apr 27, 2023 9:57 pm

lmao, good use of money!

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Katuya » Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:46 pm

gh0st wrote:
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hot singles in your area are want to ____!!!
hot singles in your area want to asdf!!!

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:46 pm

Katuya wrote:
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hot singles in your area are want to ____!!!
hot singles in your area want to asdf!!!
What a coincidence! I was just thinking about how I want to asdf hot singles in my area!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon May 01, 2023 7:18 pm

Today a month was born.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Wed May 03, 2023 1:10 am

is that how it works???

my mum said it had to do with birds and bees or some shit

unreal that i have been lied to this whole time!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu May 04, 2023 5:12 pm

it's adam and eve, not adam and bees!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Fri May 05, 2023 6:02 pm

WRONG!

Eve was actually a swarm of bees pulled from Adam's urethra by God

Please read the bible before posting about Christianity

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Fri May 05, 2023 8:38 pm

You guys misread your bibble, it's adam and evai
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