=-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

[atomtengeralattjaro]

*touches one finger to ear*
copy that, pizzas are rolling.


*touches one finger to ear again*
complication, pizza rolled down weird cobblestone alleyway. stand by, in pursuit

[Froggychum]

dude dont follow that pizza into the alley, it might be luring you into a trap!!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

what could a pizza possibly do to me?

[Froggychum]

Are you seriously asking that question?

Think about it. If the pizza has already evolved to the point that it can reason like humans and is capable of malice, what couldn't it do to you???

FLEE YOU FOOL!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

sounds reasonable, but on the other hand, I like pizza

[Froggychum]

-facepalm-

this is why white people always die in the horror movies

SMH my head

[Evai]

Me: Can we have Evai?


Mom: We have Evai at home


Evai at home:

[Froggychum]

If Evai looks like that at home, you should probably check your walls for absestos

[Evai]

I sometimes leave to get milk, its okay

[atomtengeralattjaro]

If Evai looks like that at home, you should probably check your walls for absestos

don't insult that image, it's a million dollar piece of artwork by world-famous artist Evai Weiwei.

[Froggychum]

its only a million dollars because billionaires are using it to launder money

also is Weiwei pronounced 'wee wee' because that would be highly comedic

[Evai]

No, it's 'way way', as in, it's that way to the bathroom to do your wee wee in

[ThingerDudes]

I sometimes leave to get milk, its okay

pls get some eggs as well while you're out

[Froggychum]

I sometimes leave to get milk, its okay

pls get some eggs as well while you're out

also find the meaning of life while you're out there, thanks

[Evai]

Guys I'm just leaving to get milk, I'll be back in a jiffy. All the other cool asdf'ers are at the store too, I'll probably hang around and say hi, might be a while

[Froggychum]

famous last words

[Evai]

But what if I like, really commit to the joke and never post again. It'd be really funny I think

[atomtengeralattjaro]

except you wouldn't be able to laugh about it
because as we all know you need to post "lol" or "roflmao" in order to laugh

[Froggychum]

its not worth it evai

it would be really funny

but

if you factor in the opportunity costs of never posting another funny again

then actually its kind of not funny, didn't laugh

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Wow that's some sound cost-benefit analysis, you must be great at business. Which means you must be rich.