The Daily Thread

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Bob

[Froggychum]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs trapped at sea?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I don't know. Maurice?

[Froggychum]

Bob

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Ah, but of course! You apparently asked the question after it has been answered. I scoff at your temporal shenanigans!

[Froggychum]

if you cannot even comprehend reverse chronology you just don't have a high enough IQ to understand my humor SMH my head

[atomtengeralattjaro]

My IQ is very low indeed, it is under sea level.

For instance I don't even understand why we answer doors when they haven't asked us anything?

[Evai]

idk travel to the p00p side of the moon and dig in co-ordinates 1045-6035-2045 and you may find what you seek

[Froggychum]

all that and you cant even get a guarantee? unreal... seems like an AIRBNB scam... ill pass

[Evai]

Airbnb, more like airbrb

As in brb right back, gonna stay in a real hotel

[Froggychum]

BRB posting that line on 500 separate yelp accounts. time to be very funny and not annoying muahaha

[atomtengeralattjaro]

i have invented a new type of airbnb
it's called coldel
it's like a hotel but cold instead of hot


thank you, thank you
*takes a bow*
(*and your axe*)

[Froggychum]

the BNB in AirBNB stands for Bungeons and Bragons

also give me my axe back

[atomtengeralattjaro]

ok but only because you axed nicely

[Froggychum]

thpeech impedimentth are not okay to make fun of

[Evai]

Its not okay to make fun of anything, you're under a rest

[Froggychum]

fun is not allowed

you're going to super jail

[gh0st]

Airbnb, more like airbrb

As in brb right back, gonna stay in a real hotel

that's actually a joke I wrote for my standup comedy set

but now I'm gonna just keep it to myself

[Froggychum]

too late, you said it so now its out there

out there that you lie about writing your own jokes. honestly unreal you would steal material from Evai to do your gig SMH my head

[Evai]

gh0st, more like m0st

as in m0st likely to not recieve a standing ovation for joke theft