Dragon Bones
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Crazy Synchronicity. No idea why I'm here, but I suspect this was supposed to happen. I was trying to fix a windows 11 error I was getting (brand new laptop with windows 11) that says 'service cannot accept control messages...' or something like that. I typed 'how to fix...' into google and one of the sites said that going into microsoft edge and clicking on manage passwords in settings and then clicking on one of your passwords will fix the issue. Typing this out now, I realize that I prolly fell for a phishing trick. Having said that, I don't use microsoft edge because I don't eat corn the long way... I have zero saved passwords in edge, so I made one for a fake website, i randomly typed asdf then added .com, made a random password, and hit save password. It didn't fix the issue haha, but it did make me curious if their actually was a asdf.com website. Turns out its you guys. After reading some of your latest comments/threads I think we'd vibe well.
I'm currently on a quest to find the likely real bones of a 120ft long, perfectly preserved, winged dragon located in Utah after I came across a newspaper article from 1894 here: https://nebnewspapers.unl.edu/lccn/sn99 ... IC+REPTILE
The article mentions the smithsonian coming out to check out the bones. I contacted the smithsonian to see if there is any truth to it. https://youtu.be/_MhN-3zk1kQ I apologize for the cursing, normally I'd edit it out but for some reason it felt right to leave it in. The smithsonian has be acting very odd since I recorded that audio to the video, still no response, even after asking them again they haven't responded. They were super friendly and helpful when I thought the location was Omaha, but when I realized the article is actually referencing Utah, the smithsonian people have been radio silent, not a single peep from any of them despite emailing them all again and I used an email tracker so I know that they have read the email but no response. So I'm going to Utah myself to find the dragon bones in order to make the worlds strongest magical/wizards staff. Been live streaming everytime I hit a new location(unfortunately Portsmouth Ohio hotels have horrible wifi so live stream from today got scrapped).
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Also I apologize to the mod that has to approve my comments on serious channel, I didn't realize the comment needed to be approved and so I submitted twice. My b sry.
I'm currently on a quest to find the likely real bones of a 120ft long, perfectly preserved, winged dragon located in Utah after I came across a newspaper article from 1894 here: https://nebnewspapers.unl.edu/lccn/sn99 ... IC+REPTILE
The article mentions the smithsonian coming out to check out the bones. I contacted the smithsonian to see if there is any truth to it. https://youtu.be/_MhN-3zk1kQ I apologize for the cursing, normally I'd edit it out but for some reason it felt right to leave it in. The smithsonian has be acting very odd since I recorded that audio to the video, still no response, even after asking them again they haven't responded. They were super friendly and helpful when I thought the location was Omaha, but when I realized the article is actually referencing Utah, the smithsonian people have been radio silent, not a single peep from any of them despite emailing them all again and I used an email tracker so I know that they have read the email but no response. So I'm going to Utah myself to find the dragon bones in order to make the worlds strongest magical/wizards staff. Been live streaming everytime I hit a new location(unfortunately Portsmouth Ohio hotels have horrible wifi so live stream from today got scrapped).
Cool Forum!
Also I apologize to the mod that has to approve my comments on serious channel, I didn't realize the comment needed to be approved and so I submitted twice. My b sry.
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Hello and welcome!
(The approval thing is because of the URLs in the post. It's just to weed out spambots.)
Not sure if you're going to be a good wizard or a bad wizard, so I'm going to have to reserve judgement about the dragon bones for now.
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Not sure if you're going to be a good wizard or a bad wizard, so I'm going to have to reserve judgement about the dragon bones for now.
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Well welcome to asdf DragonBoneHunter! This is the place where the political compass is 0-dimensional, and jkl; is evil
Yeah, that happens a lot. from what I've seen this is the (3rd? 2nd?) time that someone discovered asdf that exact way. who knows, maybe all of us found asdf this way.DragonBoneHunter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:20 amCrazy Synchronicity. No idea why I'm here, but I suspect this was supposed to happen. I was trying to fix a windows 11 error I was getting (brand new laptop with windows 11) that says 'service cannot accept control messages...' or something like that. I typed 'how to fix...' into google and one of the sites said that going into microsoft edge and clicking on manage passwords in settings and then clicking on one of your passwords will fix the issue. Typing this out now, I realize that I prolly fell for a phishing trick. Having said that, I don't use microsoft edge because I don't eat corn the long way... I have zero saved passwords in edge, so I made one for a fake website, i randomly typed asdf then added .com, made a random password, and hit save password. It didn't fix the issue haha, but it did make me curious if their actually was a asdf.com website. Turns out its you guys. After reading some of your latest comments/threads I think we'd vibe well.
Just try looking where it is, DUH!DragonBoneHunter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:20 amI'm currently on a quest to find the likely real bones of a 120ft long, perfectly preserved, winged dragon located in Utah after I came across a newspaper article from 1894 here:
No offense, but dragon bones seem like an evil wizard thingatomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 11:55 amNot sure if you're going to be a good wizard or a bad wizard, so I'm going to have to reserve judgement about the dragon bones for now.
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This is so deeply unhinged. I sincerely hope you succeed. You would love The Locked Tomb series.DragonBoneHunter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:20 amI'm currently on a quest to find the likely real bones of a 120ft long, perfectly preserved, winged dragon located in Utah after I came across a newspaper article from 1894 here: https://nebnewspapers.unl.edu/lccn/sn99 ... IC+REPTILE
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But cows watch sunsets, man!
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I've been known to enjoy a good bone broth from time to time. I wonder what dragon bones would do to a soup
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I recommend sacrificing dragon bones at the chaos altar for 4x exp
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haha
wait somethings odd...
hm...
huh?
Oh SHIT
Guys, we need to r-
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hahafroggychums wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:31 pmYou know, I discovered a groundbreaking technique for leveling up quickly in the game. All you have to do is catch a bunch of frogs and kiss them. Instant XP boost! Trust me, it works!
wait somethings odd...
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Uh-oh!
Oh no, this can't be happening!Hold on, something's really wrong here wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:31 pmfroggychums is Jordan Peterson?!
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wait let me get this straight, what just happened was:
froggychum wrote: evai is jordan b peterson
Evai wrote: no u
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Wrong forum section, Ml08180, you are under arrest
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shovel that crap to the landfillatomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑Sat May 27, 2023 5:07 pmow crap
now what am I gonna do with these 4 pickup trucks?!
then stack the pickup trucks into a car sandwich
Careful Evai, Ml08180 knows jiu-jitsu
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you all scared our new hunter member?
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I once hunted a frog
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That’s a great point!atomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑Sun Jul 16, 2023 8:29 amdragon hunting is dangerous business, one cannot do it if they scare so easily
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