Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

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I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:27 am

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,asdakspax;la;w,e;lxa,casldlp[asld
How poignant. If I was evai, I'd ask you to summarize that in one paragraph. But you don't have to. I get it.
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Evai » Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:11 am

I'm sure froggychum wouldn't mash his keyboard for no reason, his posts are too high quality for that
To decipher the hidden message, let's analyze the given jumble of letters: ",asdakspax;la;w,e;lxa,casldlp[asld."
Rearrange the letters: "asdlpasld,lxa,w,e;lxa,caslpax;lasdka,"
Group the letters in a readable way: "as dl pa sld, lx a, w, e; lx a, cas lp ax; lasd ka,"
Notice that the word "asdlp" appears twice, and "lx" appears twice as well.
Rearrange the letters to form coherent words: "asdlp, ax; lasdka, w, e; caslp, ax; lx a."
Rearrange the words to form a sentence: "ax asdlp, caslp, lasdka, w, e; lx a."
The sentence "ax asdlp, caslp, lasdka, w, e; lx a" can be rearranged to form "ax asdlp, caslp, w, e; lx a lasdka."
Now, let's separate the words: "ax," "asdlp," "caslp," "w," "e," "lx," "a," "lasdka."
Notice that when we rearrange the words "ax," "asdlp," "caslp," and "lx," we can form the phrase "ax asdlp caslp lx."
The remaining words "w," "e," "a," "lasdka" can be rearranged to form "we a lasdka."
Putting it all together, we have "ax asdlp caslp lx we a lasdka."
Now, interpreting the message, it states: "Ax (a name) is a DSLP (possibly an acronym or abbreviation) that is a LASDKA."
Rearrange the words "ax," "asdlp," "caslp," "lx," "we," "a," "lasdka" to form "ax asdlp caslp lx we a lasdka."
If we replace "asdlp" with "Evai," we get "ax Evai caslp lx we a lasdka."
Rearrange the words to form "Evai is ax caslp lx we a lasdka."
Now, if we replace "ax caslp lx we a lasdka" with "god," we get "Evai is god."
Therefore, deciphering the hidden message, we have arrived at the conclusion that "Evai is god."
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Froggychum » Fri Jun 09, 2023 1:54 pm

damn you solved my ARG so quickly totally ruins my motivation SMH
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Evai » Fri Jun 09, 2023 2:22 pm

I'm glad you think so highly of me
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jun 09, 2023 2:33 pm

sure, I mean, I'm pretty sure froggychum has many eldritch beings higher than gods on his tier list, but it's still a respectable rank.
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Froggychum » Sat Jun 10, 2023 3:56 am

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
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sure, I mean, I'm pretty sure froggychum has many eldritch beings higher than gods on his tier list, but it's still a respectable rank.
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in the first place we are also the highest-dimensional lifeforms, though you all have not yet realized your latent potential!
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jun 14, 2023 2:28 pm

I love it when I get to level up
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Evai » Wed Jun 14, 2023 5:59 pm

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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Froggychum » Thu Jun 15, 2023 4:11 pm

FR tho i hate video game styled settings. They are fundamentally incompatible with any sort of suspension of disbelief. Sometimes "good" explanations can be given for the existence of a 'leveling/skill/class system' (though they rarely satisfactorily justify why it aesthetically resembles a video game so damn much), but no matter what it always reverses the very concept of what gaining strength actually means - which means you're left with a power system that inherently lacks a backbone or any sort of proper groundwork. Not to mention that a character who has their power handed down to them is inherently a weak and shaky character, no matter how much male chauvinism you try to pack into them for insecure teenagers to soy at

TL;Dr i've thought about this idea of 'systems' a lot for my own creative writing and come to the conclusion that while it can exist, it's fundamentally degenerate and unsupportive. Basically, it's a poison to even use and you're doomed if you rely on it to grow stronger.
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jun 16, 2023 1:48 pm

Does this happen a lot? Ah, I guess maybe in anime? The only such system I remember was in dragon ball z (but that was over nine thousand years ago).
But yeah, fair criticism.
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Froggychum » Sat Jun 17, 2023 12:42 am

its a terribly common feature of Korean webtoons, and a lot of Japanese anime (mainly Isekai but other genres too)

Dragon Ball Z doesnt really count, but its power system is also terrible for other reasons
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Evai » Sat Jun 17, 2023 10:36 am

It's over 9000!!!
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Froggychum » Sat Jun 17, 2023 2:15 pm

go back ab 10 yrs in the past and that would be funny :mad2:
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Evai » Sat Jun 17, 2023 6:24 pm

Froggychum wrote:
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go back ab 10 yrs in the past and that would be funny :mad2:
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55 'over 9000' references have been made, and I don't think it was funny a single time. Why would you think this time would be different? :cxface: Get some new jokes, froggy
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Froggychum » Sun Jun 18, 2023 3:53 am

I am ashamed at my lack of understanding

please punish me, master
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Evai » Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:23 pm

If someone requests punishment, then its obvious that punishment is not effective at dampening their spirit :cxface: So instead I will give you praise :) Well done froggo, I see now that you are canadian :!!:
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Froggychum » Sun Jun 18, 2023 11:41 pm

:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:

how could u say that
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by vraiment » Sun Jul 16, 2023 3:45 pm

Froggychum wrote:
Sat Jun 17, 2023 12:42 am
Dragon Ball Z doesnt really count, but its power system is also terrible for other reasons
Is good if you remove everything after the Freezer saga
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please punish me, master
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If someone requests punishment, then its obvious that punishment is not effective at dampening their spirit :cxface: So instead I will give you praise :) Well done froggo, I see now that you are canadian :!!:
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Froggychum » Mon Jul 17, 2023 4:51 pm

i took 999 unavoidable soul damage

you have slain me

fortunately, i have over a hundred second phases to choose from

as soon as you purchase the dlc, that is
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Re: Poll #80: I Found The Frog, Should I Destroy It?

Post by Evai » Mon Jul 17, 2023 5:50 pm

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