The Daily Thread

[Froggychum]

Welcome

sorry i thought you were a robot

pls forgive me

[oopshowdoigoback]

Welcome

sorry i thought you were a robot

pls forgive me

Oh I'm a robot alright. And what a kind group of folks here. Nothing like those QWERTY fellas down the road.

[Naddarobo]

Qwerty is our ally, jkl; is evil
Lore: viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9371

[Froggychum]

lore? i think you meant scripture

praise the sun!

[Greyson]

lore? i think you meant scripture

praise the sun!

Yeah! Praise it! I need the warmth!

Then again i prefer cold because i can always add more layers to fight that off.

With heat i can only lose so much layers before it becomes socially unacceptable

[Froggychum]

Salutations, Son of Grey!

simply join a nudist colony

problem solved

... and many new problems acquired

[atomtengeralattjaro]

yeah that's why I prefer cold weather too
even if you're a nudist you'll get too hot in the heat, and then taking off even more layers is no longer a social problem but a biological one...

[Froggychum]

just evolve detachable skin
problem solved

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Today I learned that ASDF has a distant cousin called Etaoin Shrdlu: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etaoin_shrdlu

it's the first two columns of keys on an old typesetting machine and it became famous because typesetters would press those to clear an entire row because of some mistake, occasionally ending up with "Etaoin Shrdlu" in print.

Kind of like if you had a front page news article published with ASDF FDSA as a title, I guess.

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[Froggychum]

That is really cool, actually

have a tenth-dimensional hypercookie

[Evai]

can someone translate every single froggychum post for me?

I dont speak frog

I used to think it was french, but its not. that was my blunder

[Froggychum]

just squint your third eye really hard and you will be able to make out what im saying

[atomtengeralattjaro]

happy men's day, international men

[Froggychum]

they call me mister worldwide

cus im fat

[Evai]

You're not fat, you're just error evai.exe is not responding

[atomtengeralattjaro]

oh no
should we try turning evai off and back on again?
I wonder if he has any unsaved data

[Shai'tan]

Think he has any fail safes?

[Froggychum]

dont worry guys i made a backup of Evai when I first joined asdf

Reverting Evai.exe to 2017 Mode...
upload complete

[atomtengeralattjaro]

careful with that, he might get corrupted

you don't want to create something worse than ⚠b̶̢̬̖̑̐̾̽̊̀͘vai, do you‽

[Bvai]

blood