Count to 10000

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I don't have dementia yet, I just want to selectively filter what I remember in order to preserve my 7961 remaining brain cells

[Froggychum]

7962

totally understandable

[atomtengeralattjaro]

7963? 7963.

[Froggychum]

7963? 7964!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

7965

[Froggychum]

79 2/3

[Naddarobo]

I don’t usually post during breaks, but it couldn’t hurt to keep the count going
7924

[atomtengeralattjaro]

oops that's not right
but it was probably because of the strange way Mr. Chum spelled that number, I'm not sure what he was going for, 66 being roughly 2/3rds of 100?
anyway we're at 7968

[Froggychum]

7969

I laid a trap and waited to see who fell in

Some men just wanna see the world burn...

[Naddarobo]

Damn, it’s always the traps that have a sign before the trap that says “WARNING TRAP AHEAD” that get me
Anyway, 7700
(77 more until we hit the jackpot)
Edit: that was definitely a trap I set for froggychum and not because I’m farsighted and I constantly have to zoom in if I want to see anything

[Froggychum]

7971
(nice try, ro-bro)

GN yall. tomorrow is my birthday :3 (turning 21)

[Naddarobo]

You’re turning 21? That means you can legally drink and drive
Edit: nvm I think the drinking age is different up there
Anyways, happy birthday, and 7972

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Alcohol kills 7973 brain cells for every <amount> consumed. I don't recommend.

[Froggychum]

7974

nvm I think the drinking age is different up there

judging by how they act, the legal drinking age in Quebec definitely isn't any higher than 12. My guess is 8 or 10. Tops.

Alcohol kills 7973 brain cells for every <amount> consumed. I don't recommend.

alcohol and cigarettes or whatever are not that interesting to me. Those things are pretty harmful

But , what im really excited for is finally being the legal murdering age!
Im 21 so now i can legally kill people. so excited!

cant wait to experience my first homicide! not sure who i wanna target tho
my family is going out for the birthday. we're thinking of buying a chainsaw to do it with, but we're not sure if something else would be better
dont tell anyone but my mum actually let me try killing when i was 19. i didnt like it at the time, but im gonna try it again now that im older.
apparently these things are an acquired taste

im just really happy to finally be a fully-fledged adult member of society. it does suck that im gonna have to leave behind those childhood activities tho
you know, stuff like baby soccer and cannibal tea parties that are considered immature once you stop being a kid.

i just hope i dont need a license for this, im pretty sure you just automatically become eligible for it when you turn 21, but maybe i have to go to a post office or some shit, which would be a really lame way to spend my birthday!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

In some countries you need to fill out 7975 Signed Forms ™ before you are eligible for your murder license.
(Or you just buy your way in, of course.)

[Froggychum]

7976

unreal. how could something be so disgusting and terrible.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

7977

Somehow.

[Froggychum]

7978
happy new years!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

ALL the happy new years! Or for starters at least 7979 of them. With a side of bacon.

[Froggychum]

7980 grams of bacon is probably enough to kill a person. maybe, i don't know.