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MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Kellizaber » Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:53 pm

I pissed off my professor unintentionally after she pissed me off because she is intolerably STUPID and IGNORANT and now that I have replied to her open and honestly I am just WAITING FOR THE FIRE TO RAIN DOWN ON MY GRADES. :mrsgreen: And we are only in week one of ten.

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I miss you guys. I wish I could remember to be here or remember how to be as fun as I once was. But now I'm old and boring. Is this happening to any of you yet???
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Post by Evai » Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:07 am

I'm more fun than I ever was :sunglassesman: Wb kelly bizzare
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Froggychum » Wed Apr 17, 2024 11:24 am

Greetings, ancient one.
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I relate to having horrible professors. they suuuuck to deal with.
i've been boring for years. basically ever since i got my first electronic device. havent had an original thought for at least 10 years. good riddance.
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Kellizaber » Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:16 pm

Evai wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:07 am
:sunglassesman: Wb kelly bizzare
I am adopting this new alias I think!!

Groggy, I'm not THAT old...oh my god, I'm going to be 37 O_O I may as well be 50!
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Evai » Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:33 pm

Kellizaber wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:16 pm
Evai wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:07 am
:sunglassesman: Wb kelly bizzare
I am adopting this new alias I think!!
That's how I've always read it in my head because I read too fast
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:54 pm

hi!
for face on fire I recommend:
  • moving the face off of the fire
  • moving the fire out from underneath the face
to achieve distance between face and fire
hope it helps
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Naddarobo » Wed Apr 17, 2024 3:53 pm

Ignore him, the best way to get past this is to pour flammable liquid on it. If "whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is actually true, then there are two scenarios for what happens next:
-you die
-you control the universe through pure strength
If I were you, I'd take that coin flip
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Froggychum » Wed Apr 17, 2024 11:29 pm

While Naddarobo's suggestion is very human, I would recommend using water. Water is good. Stay hydrated, homies.
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Kellizaber » Fri Apr 19, 2024 12:18 am

So many life lessons to choose from, so little time!

If I move away from the fire, pour flammable liquid on while drinking water I can appease everyone, and live!
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Froggychum » Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:31 am

thats what i call a combo move
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Naddarobo » Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:11 pm

Dude if you start with gasoline shower, then use frog water and finish with Atomgrab that's like half of its health bar right there.
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Kellizaber » Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:32 pm

Hopefully it's not using the game genie for INFINITE LIVES!!!
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Froggychum » Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:14 am

Naddarobo wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:11 pm
Dude if you start with gasoline shower, then use frog water and finish with Atomgrab that's like half of its health bar right there.
God really needs to nerf this one. Too OP
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Hopefully it's not using the game genie for INFINITE LIVES!!!
Better than using the game shark for INFINITE BAD MOVIES!!!
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Kellizaber » Sat Apr 20, 2024 12:44 pm

Infinite bad moves is just how I play :rofl:
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Froggychum » Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:41 pm

maybe that is how you got your face on fire
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Kellizaber » Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:10 am

:shock: :lightbulb: :!!:

I never thought of that
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Evai » Sun Apr 21, 2024 10:04 am

I just turned 16, I'm ready for my face to burn
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Froggychum » Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:38 am

Evai, you misspelled 61
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Naddarobo » Sun Apr 21, 2024 5:40 pm

No I didn’t
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Re: MY FACE IS ON FIRE

Post by Kellizaber » Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:49 pm

Yes, I did
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