Count to 10000

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I don't wanna buy a product I already have 8301 products

[UNiLATERAL]

I don't wanna buy a product I already have 8301 products

How would you like to have.... 8302 products!?

[Naddarobo]

all i know is that 8303 products is too many

[UNiLATERAL]

all i know is that 8303 products is too many

Guys help I'm in math right now!

What's 830.4 simplified !?!?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

simplified? who needs simplifying
8305 is the simplest number ever

[UNiLATERAL]

Nevermind I'm in english now, quick how do you spell Eight thousand, three hundred and six?!

oh wait

[shruvvu]

8307 volts of current at once on my test subject named Jack.
Is he gonna survive? Gamble all of your life savings NOW! Minimum bet, 8307 kilos of gold.

[Froggychum]

8308 is 'beob' in l33tsp33k
i'll place a bet on jack equal to the value of that knowledge, whatever it is to you

[UNiLATERAL]

I had to reread that 8309 times, I guess that's on me

[Naddarobo]

8310
reading is good

[UNiLATERAL]

ugh I'm in detention right now, I only had 8311 absences D:

[Froggychum]

i committed 8312 crimes in detention. the good old days.

[Naddarobo]

I have a rant that goes for about 8313 minutes about how arson is the most boring crime

[atomtengeralattjaro]

but what if someone were to bore a tunnel 8314 meters long, that would be pretty boring right, am I right, guys, right

[UNiLATERAL]

I laughed 8315 times

[Froggychum]

I rolled by 8316 eyes 8316 times, which caused my 8316 mouths to each vomit 8316 pacific oceans worth of cursed blood and antimatter

This is a sign of great admiration for my species. Your joke was so funny

If I rolled my eyes in the other direction though (counterclockwise) or through a non-euclidean spatial dimension where rotation is nonbinary, then it would be a grave insult. However, I am very polite because my mother raised me properly (by burying me beneath the Bone Mountains of Gehenna for 720 000 000 kali yuga cycles immediately after my birth). The struggle to escape was very important for building character, and when I returned to her thousand-tendril embrace and she ripped out my heart and soul to consume for herself and fill me with limitless necrotic energy instead, it really built a foundation of trust for my young mind.

The sires of some entities do not even subject their children to eternities of torment. Can you believe it? How are they supposed to mature into well-adjusted universal anomalies?? No wonder so many unfathomable horrors have major psychological issues. I would too if I never got any love from my parents, SMH my heads my heads.

[shruvvu]

8317 people placed a bet on my previous post and everyone lost their money.
Keep gambling everyone! 🥳🥳

[Froggychum]

"There Are At Least 8318 Reasons Not To Gamble"
Something Said By People Who Suck At Gambling

[UNiLATERAL]

I'm not sure what this talk about "gambling addiction" is, if anything i'd call it dedication


anyways $8319 on black please

[Naddarobo]

8320
snake eyes, you lose