Count to 10000

[Froggychum]

8421 only has one rule "the pyrite rule" mistreat others as you do not want to be mistreated

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I miss 8422 treats...

[shruvvu]

8423 savage slugs in my wardrobe

[Naddarobo]

I want 8244 savant slugs as a treat

[Froggychum]

8245 thats a load of slugbuggery, and you know it

[atomtengeralattjaro]

8246? no! 8426!

[Froggychum]

evil bug voice: 8247.... yesssss, 8247....

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I will resist 8428 attempts by evil bugs to set us back by 180

[Froggychum]

8429 evil bugs are cryig !!! Rigth now becuase of yuo
tihs is so sda
how could yuo do this to theise poor bugs???You maniak
i crapping hate you, stupid meanie jerkkk (my mom said i cant use other swears words but imam thiknking them at you)
grrr im so mad

[Naddarobo]

A small donation of 8430 moneybucks can save hundreds of evil bugs from being killed by adventurers every year
Call 1-800-EVILWIZARDCORP to donate now

[Froggychum]

i will donate 8431 times, because i love evil bugs so much

[atomtengeralattjaro]

8432
I changed my mind, evil bugs can be ok if they are like this:



(I mean, I never said they weren't ok, just that I'll resist them trying to set us back by 180)

[Froggychum]

8433
Hurray, atom has joined the evil bug cult
now let us get up to some mischief
we will do a little trolling

[Naddarobo]

Recipe for Evil bugs (Makes 8434)
You will need:
-1 cup Pure Evil Stone extract
-1 lb of Mixed bugs
-2 Random Fingers
-Too much asbestos
Instructions:
1.Throw 3/4ths of a cup of Pure Evil Stone Extract into a cauldron, and turn to medium high heat. Add water as desired.
2. Mix last 1/4th of Pure Evil Extract with your asbestos in a bowl and stir to combine.
3. Once the evil water mixture starts to simmer, add your bugs and the asbestos mixture to the cauldron.
4. While waiting for your evil bug water to boil, throw the fingers you stole (or bought) away because you don't need them for this recipe
5. Once it boils, take off heat and let cool. (The little guys should hop right out of the cauldron once they're ready.
6. Scheme with your new little bug friends

[gh0st]

8435

[Froggychum]

gh0st deserves 8436 lashes for not complimenting naddarobo's recipe. Shame on them.

Also, it's kind of crazy that 'complement' and 'compliment' are two different words. Anglo moment.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I spent 8437 hours trying to find a reputable vendor for Pure Evil Stone extract to no avail, can I substitute with something else?

[Froggychum]

try diluting all the blood in the body of a sinner into 84.38 mL
it should have enough concentrated malice for this specific ritual

[Naddarobo]

8439
to attract sinners, attach a "Klondike Bar" to a tree branch with some rope. the reason why this works is because sinful humans will do the most vile things to get one of these delectable treats.

[shruvvu]

8440.
I walked 8440 steps to meet my online friend.
today was 8440 times happier than my everyday life.