COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

[Naddarobo]

I have a complaint

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what the hell is this?

[Froggychum]

I have no excuses. And I am sorry

[atomtengeralattjaro]

It is a "trophy shelf", I believe. It started out as badges for having been on the ASDF forums for 1 year, 2 years, etc. It has progressively gotten a little wonkier each time. It now has a seven year thingy on it as well.
There are some other things on it as well.

[Naddarobo]

ok thanks

[Froggychum]

Hey Atom, this is the COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT! You're not supposed to help people???
Naddarobo, please forget any helpful information you've been given. It goes against our company policy!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I did it so that you'd complain about it, thereby keeping the thread on-topic

[Naddarobo]

but by doing so, you helped us by keeping it on-topic therefore keeping it off-topic

[Froggychum]

Ultimately, it's okay.
Catch-22 paradoxes are very much on topic!

What's more 'complaint department' than "we can't give you form A until you've filled out form B. But, we can't give you form B until you've filled out form A"

paperwork limbo is the secret tenth layer of hell

[ThingerDudes]

a complaint department seems like an inefficient use of resources. it should be replaced with an auto-reply email address that saves everything to /dev/null.

[Froggychum]

Like this?

[email protected]

Dear Customer,

We Appreciate Your Feedback!
Your Comment Has Been Sent To The Head Of Management And Will Be Looked At Shortly

Thank You For Using Complaint Department Services,
An Obvious Robot

then again, i feel like even if its a bit old-fashioned, theres something irreplaceable about the soul-crushing atmosphere of a bonafide complaint department where your complaints are manually ignored by a real human.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I found a picture of the complaint department:


(source: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/VJ1Gw4 )

[Evai]

Pretty cool, but now can you find a picture of the COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

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[Froggychum]

no taking pictures in the complaint department, please.
we take our employee's privacy very seriously.

also, no sharing funny images, either.
we take your misery very seriously.

[shruvvu]

can i bring in 501 great aussie jokes book to the complaint department?

[Froggychum]

Only if none of the jokes are funny!

[shruvvu]

why should i listen to u

[Evai]

Because you must comply. This is the compliant department.

[Froggychum]

The compliant department is for "re-education"
If you try to resist, we ship you off to the complaint department - to be maliciously and inhumanely tortured for the rest of your natural life.

It's a beautiful vicious cycle

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Wait, then what does the torture department do?!