Mary Had A Little Lamb

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Mary Had A Little Lamb

Post by TheWheelman117 » Sat Jun 22, 2024 4:31 am

My father was a communist
My mother was a spy
And I'm the little stinker
That called the FBI
:D

This seems like a mildy chaotic place that I am so on board with that.

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Re: Mary Had A Little Lamb

Post by Froggychum » Sat Jun 22, 2024 5:08 am

mildly chaotic is an understatement...

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Re: Mary Had A Little Lamb

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Jun 22, 2024 7:37 am

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Re: Mary Had A Little Lamb

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Re: Mary Had A Little Lamb

Post by Evai » Wed Jun 26, 2024 10:50 am

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Re: Mary Had A Little Lamb

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jun 26, 2024 11:22 am

oh no... further in jail? does that mean the jail would be inside of yet another jail?
I would also like to know about those orums.
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Re: Mary Had A Little Lamb

Post by Froggychum » Thu Jun 27, 2024 1:01 am

What are the Asdf orums?
I would also like to know about those orums.
Preliminary research on my behalf (read: a google search) indicates that 'Orums' appears to be a nonsense word. It has no definition.
Therefore, I suggest that perhaps, ASDForums means something else...
These are the two options I have considered:
  • ASD Forums
  • ASDF or ums
If the former, ASD is an acronym for Autism Spectrum Disorder. It might be an acronym for other things too. This implies everyone on this forums is autistic. Medically, this may be inaccurate. Rhetorically, it's pretty fuckin' true tho.

If the latter, 'ums' likely refers to a common sound people make when expressing hesitation. This is accurate, because if not ASDF, what else?
oh no... further in jail? does that mean the jail would be inside of yet another jail?
'The term 'farther' has literal connotations, referring to physical distance while the chosen term 'further' has metaphorical implications.

Therefore, ending up 'further' in jail likely refers to a more severe situation related to one's preexisting penal problem.
This could take the form of a harsher sentence.
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Re: Mary Had A Little Lamb

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jun 27, 2024 7:43 am

Ah, that makes too much sense! Someone needs to open the sense overflow valve!
I don't think I've ever considered the difference between 'further' and 'farther'...
(farther? I barely know her!!!!)

umm, I prefer "ASDF or ums", what else.
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Re: Mary Had A Little Lamb

Post by Shai'tan » Sun Jun 30, 2024 8:04 am

You forgot ASD For ums
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Re: Mary Had A Little Lamb

Post by Froggychum » Sun Jun 30, 2024 2:22 pm

how could i forget about my favorite disability fundraiser! thanks for reminding me xo
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