Count to 10000

[Froggychum]

8541

[Naddarobo]

What’s up guys, it’s trainhater8542 here and I’m reviewing this random site called “asdf forums” I can’t wait to check out what’s in the “Count to 10000” thread. Let’s jump in!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I hope the review score is at least 8543/10000 or else someone might accidentally get hit by a train

[Froggychum]

8544 out of 10 000 is equal to 85.44%

[atomtengeralattjaro]

mathematics level 8545

[shruvvu]

8546 bitcoin miners were arrested today morning.

[Froggychum]

It was actually just one guy multiboxing on 8547 different machines!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

if boxing can give you concussions, multiboxing can give you 8548 times worse traumatic brain injuries (don't do it, kids (only on boxing day))

[Froggychum]

SCP-8549: Boxing Day

An SCP widely known by the public. It is considered to be a mundane holiday thanks to amnestics deployed by the Foundation.

Boxing Day refers to a period of 24 hours beginning with the second day of Christmas Tide (see SCP-777: God Is Real. His Corpse Is Rotting In Heaven), where it is impossible for living creatures to be injured by physical trauma.

This effect is believed to be caused by SCP-1937: The Toonforce.

Similar anomalies:
SCP-2718: Opposite Day
SCP-366: One Day In Every Year Goes Missing. Only One Man In Michigan Remains Aware

[atomtengeralattjaro]

SCP-366: One Day In Every Year Goes Missing. Only One Man In Michigan Remains Aware

Where do all those days go? I hope they are having fun. (Days also deserve holidays which also deserve holidays which.......... I think this leads to a stack overflow, idk)

There are over 8550 SCPs I want to read about, but only 24 hours in a day

[Froggychum]

Oh boy, have I got just the thing for you!
SCP-8551: One Hour In Every Day Goes Missing. Only One Man In Ohio Remains Aware

(but also same, SCPs are really cool but it takes too much time to read them D:)

[gh0st]

8552
Or IS IT

[Froggychum]

8553
Or is not it. I am it.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I contain multitudes. 8554 at the moment.

[Froggychum]

8555 is a cool looking number

[shruvvu]

Google is watching me from 8556 different angles

[Froggychum]

8557 angles is no match for 8557 angels

[atomtengeralattjaro]

8558 is 8558 forwards!

[Froggychum]

8559 is also 8559 forwards! Wow!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I'm sorry but I don't want to talk about 8560.