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disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Bvai » Sun Sep 15, 2024 5:30 pm

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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Shai'tan » Mon Sep 16, 2024 2:59 pm

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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Naddarobo » Mon Sep 16, 2024 6:03 pm

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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Froggychum » Mon Sep 16, 2024 8:46 pm

guy who doesnt understand gambling: one dolla goin' once goin' twice SOLD to the robot with the funny hat
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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Evai » Tue Sep 17, 2024 8:03 pm

guy who doesn't understand gambling: *pokes your face*
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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Froggychum » Tue Sep 17, 2024 9:16 pm

huh?
what the heck
stop it
its annoying
quit it
wtf are you doing a bit
get your finger outta my face
bruh
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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Evai » Wed Sep 18, 2024 7:16 am

Doesn't feel so good, does it? Now you know how your phone feels.
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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Froggychum » Wed Sep 18, 2024 4:26 pm

Is it bad I've actually thought about that before?

When I was little I used to apologize to the toilet for making it drink my pee and eat my poo
Now, as an adult man, I say "You're welcome" every time
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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Evai » Thu Sep 19, 2024 10:33 am

Describe this toilet. Is it a stationary contraption, or does it move?
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Sep 20, 2024 10:18 pm

its a skibidi toilet
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Post by Evai » Sun Sep 29, 2024 9:58 pm

I just became one with the skibidi. What now
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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Froggychum » Mon Sep 30, 2024 2:45 pm

You must procede to phase 2: "MM DADA"
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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Evai » Mon Sep 30, 2024 7:08 pm

Defence against the dark arts? Dont mind if i do
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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Froggychum » Mon Sep 30, 2024 11:13 pm

the number 1 way to defend against the dark arts is to reject sin and pray regularly
the number 2 way is to pack fuckin heat. id like to see acererak try shit against me when i've gotta ar-15 with his name on the bullets
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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by zebu4466 » Tue Oct 01, 2024 2:45 am

Excuse me? Is this the place for first-year defense against the dark arts classes?

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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Bvai » Tue Oct 01, 2024 2:01 pm

zebu4466 wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2024 2:45 am
Excuse me? Is this the place for first-year defense against the dark arts classes?
No. The door literally says potions. Maybe you should go back to muggle school, then you might be ready for Hobwarts
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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by zebu4466 » Thu Oct 03, 2024 2:26 am

Whoops sorry Professor Snape...Where is DADA? (The door sign was obscured with a sign written in some language, idk maybe Parseltongue or smth)

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Oct 03, 2024 2:50 pm

I'm sure it's possible to find what you seek in this mortal realm.
As for the door signs, sorry about that, they've been made to order but there were some strange mistakes, we've been trying to contact the door sign manufacturer, I went to their address but I couldn't find the correct door...
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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by Froggychum » Thu Oct 03, 2024 5:22 pm

idk if i said alr but welcome to asdf, zebu!
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Re: disorganized defense against atomtengeralattjaro

Post by zebu4466 » Thu Oct 03, 2024 8:47 pm

Thank you sir

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